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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

emilybeemartin

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

mavaris

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

emilybeemartin

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

elodieunderglass

Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!

#boromir #lord of the rings #aragorn #art

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

do people think this is real. do people think that their 4th-favorite tgirl blogger just blew things up with her wife and kids because she IRL turned the tornado shelter beneath the midwestern home she owns (outright) into a dungeon where she keeps a dehumanized sex slave, without accounting for redundancy in upcoming disaster scenarios. do people think this really happened

serenadeformice-deactivated2025

i may have wildly misinterpreted what gimp basement means. i knew someone who did actually have to shelter their parents in their basement, which they were using for elaborate BDSM, during an emergency, and i thought this was a second time i was learning about someone doing that

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

POST CANCELED CONDOLENCES TO YOUR FRIEND WHOSE REAL EXPERIENCE THIS WAS

the-real-seebs

honestly, while i hate adobe's ever more predatory licensing as much as the next person, i do feel like a dedicated GIMP basement is maybe a bit much.

theprofessional-amateur

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

ambrosial-sunshine

ezzuhme

inspired by a tweet I saw, "can hear thoughts x has the loudest thoughts"

I know jedi can't read mind but ,,shhhhh...

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker #art

dr1p

idc0o

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

rakel-on-ao3

so hey am I losing or was the decision to put movie!Grace in glasses a natural extension of the movie's visual language that makes use of both physical and metaphorical barriers to distinguish between foreground and background?

you know how the movie goes out out of its way to shoot scenes through Rocky's xenonite where so many other movies would have rationalised away anything that blocks the field of view as a waste of time and money? the movie where they hired fabulously handsome character actor Ryan Gosling to be the only human on screen for massive parts of the movie and they said yes, let's put glass in front of his face, and then another layer of glass in front of his face, and then they got weird camera lenses and included so many instances of refracted, prismatic light to remind us that we are seeing things through glass, and that there are barriers keeping us separate, barriers keeping us alive, barriers letting us see the world differently, barriers to be broken so we can reach out and touch

what the fuck where they smoking when they made this movie

#project hail mary

vampire-loving-vampire

why is ut always "being fat puts pressure on ur joints" but never "being skinny makes u more vulnerable to joint/bone injury" like lets be real im not playing this game with u where u get to pretend u know anything about medicine much less my personal case . u are going to have things happen to u and ur body no matter what size u are and pretending fat people are somehow the only people who can possibly sustain weight related injuries PISSES ME OFF . be fucking serious

mousegirlheart

people give me shit like "you wouldn't have such severely impaired mobility if you weren't so incredibly fat" like nice try fucker i lost my mobility when i was thin and fit and then i got fat when i could no longer walk, you know fuck all about me.

golvio

My mom always told me my knee pain was because I was fat, but it actually turned out I inherited her flat feet. My lack of arches was fucking up my gait and causing my knee joints to twist in ways they weren’t supposed to when I walked, inflaming the tendon. Losing weight wouldn’t have fixed that, because even if I was a size 0 I still would have no fucking arches.

What did fix it was finally seeing a physiotherapist because of a seemingly unrelated case of plantar fasciitis that wouldn’t go away, then getting a set of custom orthotics and a prescription for one-minute wall squats to strengthen my knee joints.

It is mindbogglingly fucking cruel that fatphobia was preventing my parents from seeing what the actual fucking problem was and sending me to a foot doctor when I was way younger. I only got answers when I stopped accepting their bias as fact and started looking for answers myself. I’m definitely not the only one who was denied help because the adults who were supposed to help thought the problem was me and my weight, and that I should just accept being miserable and in pain until I “fixed” myself by shrinking myself down into something they found more aesthetically appealing.

#literally only now at 24 am I being taken seriously in a medical office #for the longest time through VARIOUS sports injuries my coaches and doctors were always like #well idk what’s wrong with you and I don’t care to find out so just lose weight and it’ll go away #and surprise surprise #did an mri on my knee and they found breadcrumbs of a previous injury on my gimpy knee from HIGH SCHOOL #and I fucking knew it too - always said something was wrong and my patella felt like it was wiggling around and guess what?#anyway lads #advocate for yourself and keep pushing #weight may be a factor that isn’t helping but it certainly isn’t the underlying cause

pris-cas

Lesson #4 buoyancy

For those interested specifically it is:

• Freshwater: ~ 1.00 g/cm3

• Seawater (Saltwater): ~ 1.025 g/cm3

• Average Human Body: ~ 0.985 g/cm3

Lesson #1 Prervious Lesson

Again huge thanks for the support and Ideas people are giving me!! I’m glad glad glad people enjoy this series!! Also I’m so sorry for the lack of interaction on my part I’m kinda new to tumblr!!

#art #project hail mary #rocky phm #ryland grace

i-am-a-fish

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

i-am-a-fish

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

valtsv

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

valtsv