chillin' like a villain

Aleksandra. Probably too old for this.

[fairycosmos]

4 hrs before my shift starts and it’s all i can think about. the way work eats up your life even outside of it is crazy. we should all start maiming and killing

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

[who-is-a-heretic-now]

my point… my point is…..

dolphins

that’s my point

big brains….

size o f

?????????

damned

big brains

the lot of them

not to mention the WhALeS

brain CITY

[consultingfujoshi]

Kraken…

ooh…….

Great BIG BUGGER

supposed to rise up

right

riiiiiight up

right at the end

when the sea boils :)

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

WUH-

TH!!!!1!!1!!

THAS MA P ÖINT

Whole Sea Bubblin’

th  dolphins

the WHALES?!?

EVVRYTHING turning into

builibu

buib,,

????

. ..buibé? ??

…beibh

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fish stew.

ANYWAY,

[emmalily]

NOT THEIR FAULT!

Same with Gorillas

They say WHOOP

Sky’s gone all red

Akksssffhghh

, Stars crashing down❗❗❗🌠

WHa…

??

WhAt are they putting in

Bananas these days???

[fruitablish-blog]

They’re all creatures….

GREAT ✨

And SMALL.

. , .

And ya’ KnOw what’s

woRse❓❔

*Dramatic Pause*

[geekytealover]

When it’s all over you’ve got to deal with

EeeeternitaaaaaayyYyyyYyyyyyyy!!!

[ohmydais]

”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

[eurodeal]

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

[tinyannoyer]

this dude started making himself too-strong cocktails at eight, cried about the humanity being cruel around nine, shit-talked religion by ten, then decided he was hungry, waxed lyrical about baked zucchini, and finally sheepishly admitted he's a bit tired, after which he promptly fell asleep

i have never been more in love

[shesnake]

[i-wear-the-cheese]

Let me tell you, there's a queer club night in the UK called Gal Pals that caters exclusively to queer women and NBs and only plays music by women and when It's Raining Men came on last time you'd have thought the crowd was full of middle aged housewives. A banger is a banger is a banger, you just gotta let the music go innit

[tinyannoyer]

ah yes, our fuck all era

[ankle-beez]

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

[neil-gaiman]

Hey Neil! Quick question..

Do you think we'll see custom playlist for Gabriel and/or Beelzebub?

Thank you so much if you answer, bye Neil!

I don't know. They are being made by Amazon Prime Video's marketing department.

[lemongrass77777-moved]

Damn I thought you made them yourself

[neil-gaiman]

No, I can't. I'm on strike.

[littledevilsadvocate]

Gazillionaires on strike while homeless people line the streets is cringe AF to me. Don't mind me, just passing through.

Some People Have REAL Problems

[neil-gaiman]

I'm a bestselling author on strike as a film and TV writer because people who are writing shows you love get to work for a few weeks a year under the current systems and are doing door dash or driving Ubers to survive.

I'm a bestselling author on strike as a SAG-AFTRA performer because 13% of working actors are hitting the $26,000 level they need to get healthy insurance.

I'm on strike to help because it means something if I'm on strike, it gets the word out and it matters. I'm on strike because it helps raise everyone else up.

It's not blase. It's frustrating and upsetting as hell to have stuff I made stop being made, for stuff I care about be out there and me unable to help it.

I'm not sure if you are arguing for the successful writers and actors to strikebreak, or if you just think that the people who make the things that entertain you and sometimes make life worth living do not deserve homes and food and families and the respect that comes from a day's work for a day's pay. Either way, I'm proud to be on strike.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[hellery]

[goabbott-deactivated20250619]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 02.08 | Egg Drop

[ariangrande]

ONE DAY AT A TIME Season 1, Episode 13

[nessa007]

#this scene is everything Derry Girls | 3x05