show me to me please

[candytwist-deactivated20231123]

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

[pjackk]

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

[candytwist-deactivated20231123]

do you jack off ?

[pjackk]

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

[lascapigliata]

tony soprano privacy rights activist

[charl0ttan]

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[rickybabyboy]

hes kind of awesome

[escuerzoresucitado]

[doubtsandloves]

Maxwell Gordon Lightfoot (British, 1886-1911) - Study of Two Sheep, c. 1910

[katgecs]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing

[ostolero]

at the club developing transatlantic accents

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[kristina100000]

*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much

[bimbonic]

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

[charl0ttan]

buzzfeed unsucked

[transfemoid]

[localvoidcat]

i love looking too deeply into joke characters. it's like a court jester jingled onto the stage and started performing and i stood up in my seat and wailed audibly