Hollanova AU! Let’s say they are figure skaters:3
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Hollanova AU! Let’s say they are figure skaters:3
love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you
So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.
Ive been looking into how to animate my comics. The objective would be to make the panels appear one by one. To anyone with an inkling of how long it takes to draw a comic - its a lot of time. To animate the panels on top of that is even more time consuming. Add to that the time it will take to learn how to animate.
And this is good. Every part of the creative process is fun to me. Its why we do it. Seeing projects come to life and improve with hard work is the best. And AI will never replace that joy.
the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
a foot in both jars of peanut butter
These are the nightmares Ilya has Post-Tuna Melt/Pre-Tampa:
Shane with someone who looks like Rose Landry, and, for an extra knife, a man who looks nothing like Ilya.
i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
the communications team takes the ottawa centaurs to a baseball field to make a funny video for the fans showing if they’re good at any sports other than hockey. and all of them try to play, pitching and catching and hitting (i have no idea how to play this game im not from a country where this is popular so im just inspired by the hockey teams videos i saw on tiktok) and it’s a mess for most of them, they’re clearly hockey players who have never held a baseball in their lives. but then shane and ilya step up and just do everything perfectly, like they’ve been playing their whole lives and the final half of the video ends up being just them going against each other to see who can throw faster, who can hit farther, who can catch more accurately. of course they’re ridiculously competitive about it and the rest of the centaurs is just standing there watching like “okay we get it you’re both freaks”. and people on the internet get so annoyed (affectionately) “wtf why can they play everything?” and “are they even human?” and “of course they’re good at this too, of course”
Please, fandom, manifest 🙏🏼
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translation: selling my data…selling my data…selling my data. ☠️
7/20/26 - wow. genetic.
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Ilya, my man, you stood no chance. 🙂↔️
ilya edging shane until he's crying and when he tells him to "use the magic words" to come, a delirious shane says "I love you" and ilya is the one who comes right away
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ppl on ao3 should use the "this work was inspired by" option more. so many fics out there that put links to other fics in the a/n but theres a better option.....
☝️ use this!!!!!!
important addition i forgot that not everyone might know. similar to how ao3 bookmarks work, you can also link to non-ao3 fanworks using this format. so, for instance, if theres some fanart on tumblr that inspired you to write the fic? you can link that fanart to your fic!
Boring facts (in my head) about parent David Hollander:
New people at work when introduced to him go "oh, like Shane Hollander" and he BEAMS at that and says "Yep!"
Has a picture of Shane on his desk and the same new people think its a joke until an old timer who probably met Shane at a bring your kid to work day clued them in
Would not let Yuna touch the college fund they set up for Shane until he was out of his rookie contract. What if Shane changed his mind about hockey? What if he got injured and needed a good education? Only conceeded when his son was a multi-millionaire
Only time he has ever gone to HR was when someone stole the baby Shane picture off his desk after he got famous. That's his baby!!! Give it back!!! There were so many memos and all staff emails that it did get returned one night, but a picture of it circulated online so now David only has PR photos at work
His lawyer is an old college friend who he catches up with at least once a year and who reviews the Hollander's will and life insurance policy each year with specific instructions to look after Shane. This annual tradition continues to this day. The lawyer buddy is going to be there for that grown celebrity professional sportsman no matter what
Was so excited when Shane started The Cottage project, and helped him with everything, including liaising with the builders etc. Was delighted to have the first a joint project with his son since school (he helped with art/science/show and tell)
Is really bad with technology but the nice young people at the office help (is not fully cognizant of the fact half the office is in love with him but does correctly suspect the other half want to marry his son)
Always knew he wanted to be a dad, and was devastated when it seemed like that wasn't going to happen, but didn't want to put that on Yuna who was already struggling with it
Sent congratulation cards and presents to all his buddies when they had kids anf was genuinely happy for then but it also killed him a bit. Unfortunately the conversation around men struggling because they wanted kids was not happening in the 80s/early 90s so he kept quiet (and passed that trait on to Shane)
Thought Shane was perfect from the moment he was born, and still thinks that. Can't concieve of why Shane thought he could let them down, he's literally always been Yuna and David's perfect baby
Gets out the good vodka again when he tells Ilya this one day and Ilya starts crying
Heated Rivalry ll S01EP06
:takes a deep breathe:
I don’t think we talk about the potential of this 2-hour drive enough. I’ve read some fics/meta about when Shane drops off Ilya on the way back (devastation 🥲) but not so much about on the way there.
We the viewers get a handful a minutes to get the tone - that they are still scared but excited to have time together. But a 2-hour drive is *just* long enough for funny business 👀.
Does Ilya doze off at some point - hand warm and shoulders relaxed? Shane’s boring, safe driving lulling him asleep. Does he sleep at a weird angle and drool? Does that make Shane take note so he can tease Ilya later (because they have a later)?
Do they argue about radio DJ privileges? The good channels cut out the further they go, but there’s a functioning adapter cord that they may or may not use.
Do they talk hockey? Hockey?
Or are they silent most of the way, only for the energy between them slip back up as Shane takes the exit? As he starts dropping facts about the lake to an attentive Ilya? “We have another 20 minutes until we actually get there, but the lake should be visible right aboutttt now.” And Ilya just squeezes Shane’s hand and looks at this place Shane loves.
love that the general consensus is “no hollanov would never actually get divorced but they would roleplay about it for the hot, filthy sex”
No, but for real, they could have variations of:
• “Not divorced yet, but the spark has gone out, so we should try something new 👀”
•”No one fucks you like I can, can they? Answer me.” “No, no, they fucking can’t, so -fuck- hurry up.”
• Make up sex
• Just (Re)Married Sex
I also need to point out that during any of the above, they absolutely never take off their wedding rings. Even thinking about it makes them nauseous.