The Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory

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[yooo-gehn]

But then again, mostly not. Mostly you’re drowning..

[kitty]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

[singinbluebird]

[liquidstar]

Alphonse Elric moodboard

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

[cosmoscore]

Yr Throat // Jeff Rosenstock

[antigravity-ukulele]

I stitched my favorite boys!

[mustbepure]

[menpale]

[mysharona1987]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

[lioness--hart]

This is so accurate it’s physically painful.

[world-of-cats]

[fuocogo]

The hero we need

[unflatteringcatselfies]

I think Nugget’s soul left his body after a heavy dose of cat nip.

[lowkeloki]

[ambris]

As someone who has dealt with depression for years, I can confirm this is incredibly good advice.

[zelda-fitz-gives-no-shits]

just so you know, daniel harmon is an autistic writer, producer, and voice actor. it’s incredibly important that we don’t erase autistic creators; all of this is also important, but erasure is a huge problem and it’s so so vital for autistic kids to see (mentally ill and multifaceted) autistic adult creators and know that’s what they can grow up to be.

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[polyglotplatypus]

i am amazed to see that despite being in my native language this retelling of the story behind me and my friends’ “famous russian dictator pusheen” private joke got popular

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[iguanamouth]

Wait you did pull the trigger piglet!?

[ithelpstodream]

someone said it