yattsuke shigoto

Nat - 30s and crying about it. Mixed bag of a blog so please excuse the mess.

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[melonsharks]

"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."

[claredelun3e]

Get promoted idiot (i love him)

[segamascott]

[aurorafxo]

@isuggesteatingtherich

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[i-suggest-guillotining-the-rich]

Me too 👀

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[thefloatingstone]

Fun fact; when The Avengers released in 2012 I VERY VERY CLEARLY thought to myself

"Oh so they're just gonna do the same bullshit as the comics and eventually make it impossible for anyone to follow what's going on because you need to do decades of homework first. I'm sure nothing will go wrong..."

14 years later and here we are.

[liberalsarecool]

Conservatives can't tell everyone how good they are doing, so they withhold the truth, lie about their bogus accomplishments, and then smear their critics for even thinking they are betraying their office/oath/country.

MAGA is parasitic corruption and graft.

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[iamurako]

skywalker family

[cryingondowntime]

[dogpuppy]

[syncarida]

Also I have to spread this beautiful kakapo image (by Andrew Digby) I saw this evening on bluesky... her baby lint... protecting my mould spore...

[spicymochi]

matching tail squad

[triviallytrue]

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

[dorkichiban]

Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I have an old chess computer from the 90s, it's brand is Kasparov so I assume inside is a copy of his soul.

I let a chess fan kid I know play it and even he couldn't beat the easiest level

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[postal420]

i think the TLC network may have been one of the most evil stations in history, their only shows were like; watch fat and disabled people suffer compounding health issues, vouyeristically observe the habits and lives of the autistic and mentally ill, watch women in poverty be shipped overseas to marry neglectful and abusive american men in order to not die from poverty, and the reactionary evangelical cult family show

[depsidase]