[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[allcapsmadbitch]

a little known fact

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[charlieism]

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[aphrabehns]

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[snorlaxatives]

i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[kelbremdusk]

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

[space-fey]

Me intellectually: totally understands meltdowns and overloads

Me @ myself anyway: what kind of immature idiot am I, crying because there’s people and I’m tired? Literally no adult ever has done this besides me

[chessys]

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[ptsdandflowers]

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me: