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Hello! I am obviously not the sexy lifeguard from The Sandlot but I am a human. Clementine / Gryffindor /16/ She/her / Writer / Book Obsessor /

[josiecarstairs]

xander hawthorne let me be your woman 💃 woman 💃 woman 💃 woman 💃 i can be your woman 💃 woman 💃 woman 💃 woman 💃

[ganseyboii]

obsessed with how the hawthorne boys are described as dangerous and magnetic and whatever and we literally got

1. motorcycle cowboy

2. overworked accountant

3. adhd adrenaline junkie

4. guy who’s just a little too into crypto

[inej-herondale]

Listennn yall over here arguing over Grayson and Jameson when Xander is like right there 😏

[dread3r]

The Inheritance Games: 2/4 Grandsons

“Never lose your heart to a Hawthorne.”

“This family– we destroy everything we touch.”

THE BABY FACE AND THE WOMANIZER WITH A SAVIOUR COMPLEX,,, WHICH GRANDSON ARE YOU ROOTING FOR 

[deepseabloom]

the best part of the inheritance games is xander casually telling avery he made 100 million dollars off cryptocurrency.

[riddles-upon-riddles]

It's so funny how the description of the  Hawthorne brothers in the synopsis is all like "dangerous, magnetic, brilliant boys" and then all we get is:

A cowboy with a saviour complex and commitment issues

A pretentious businessman with a past as a toddler nudist

A wannabe philosopher, running around drunk and shirtless half of the time

A robot-building, scone-eating cinnamon roll

[legionofcrows]

Avery: It’s hard for me to trust people. Honestly it’s pretty hard for me to even like people …Are you guys really going to make me say it?

Jameson: I’d like to hear the words, yes.

Xander: Also rank us. I’m dying to know who your favorite is.

[jqcksons]

i don’t know how to explain it but characters like percy jackson, leo valdez, kenji kishimoto, nikolai lanstov, jesper fahey (canon!), and enrique mercado-lopez (canon!) always end up being bisexual or give off bi vibes.

[myrandom-fandomlife]

every time they get drunk, pope and jj are ALL over each other

just saying…

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[dragonanarchist1155]

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

[lostoldplanet]

This is a cryptographer’s dictionary

[sighinastorm]

It looks like a Road Runner cartoon.

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[icantwritegood]

[gltch-grl]

are you running fucking 8 bit tumblr? is this a screenshot of a dsi? this screenshot looks like someones first attempt at minecraft pixel art.

[tolerateit]

she saw lorde taking responsibility for hot girl summer this year and decided to make us sad again once we let go of this endless summer afternoon

[tittytron]

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

[hectmilla]

“(...) but that was the thing about numbers. They weren’t like people, who could say one thing and do another. They weren’t like riddles of social mannerisms or conversations. Numbers never lied.”

         — The Gilded Wolves, Part II - Zofia

[bistorians]

man, what a great day to love

Enrique

[laudrat]

The Gilded Wolves but every time Enrique has an inconvenient crush it gets faster

[laudrat]

Honestly people comparing Inej and Laila despite them having completely different personalities, goals, roles within their crews, and relationships with their friends and love interests…. like y’all just saw two brown girls as the leads in heist novels and decided that was that huh