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My favorite scene

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This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.

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perspective

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oh

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japanese honey bees vs giant hornet

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Magical encounter while free falling.

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Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

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i hate this but i cant lie i be petty and do it too

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me when i’m about to make reckless life choices and my inner demons only encourage me ‬

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me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!

also me at 2:35 am:

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My girlfriend and I broke up today

Her: “I just need time.”

Me: “Okay. Yeah, I understand.”

Her: “And distance, as well.”

Me: “Fine. But can I ask you one last question?”

Her: “Go ahead.”

Me: “What are you calculating the velocity of, anyway?”

Women’s March: Idiots duped by Muslim con artist

Published on Jan 25, 2017

(LANGUAGE WARNING) Gavin McInnes was totally confused by the Women’s March, it’s messages and “goals.

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We are consumed with Islamophobia, and the Islamophobia we’re consumed with is Islamophobia phobia. We would rather die–we would literally rather die–than offend. We would rather die than stray from the narrative. Right now, we have a culture in our country that doesn’t like us, that wants to replace us. But, our obsession with intolerance includes the intolerant. Our obsession with multiculturalism includes a monoculture that wants to replace us. The Liberal Left narrative has said, ‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend,’ and they have chosen the Islamic radical right–whatever you want to call them, they’re just devout Muslims at the end of the day–they’ve chosen them as their bedfellows, and we keep sitting, screaming, 'They’re going to kill you first!’ Hey, gays, we’re the only guys that like you. Now, I’m a Conservative, I’m pretty uptight, I’m not bananas about gays, but we have a 2.0 in our religion, we’ve updated it. So, I want us all to recognize that the West is the best, and America is the greatest. And, yeah, homosexuality is a little weird, but we’re the most advanced. And, as a straight man standing here with a gay man, I would just like to say fuck you, Islam! –Gavin McInnes

Milo Yiannopoulos and Gavin McInnes outside of Pulse nightclub in Orlando, FL., June 15, 2016.