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Yoongi: One thing to know about me is I'm not doing so well.

Taehyung: *sneezes*

Yoongi: *hands Taehyung a picture of of himself*

Taehyung: Hyung... What is this for??

Yoongi: I'm blessing you.

Jungkook: Unfortunately for everybody else, I'm going to keep doing whatever I want.

Jin, dropping Namjoon at the airport: Have a safe flight Namjoon-ah!

Namjoon: Thanks Hyung but yknow, I don't actually have a say in if I do or not.

Jin: Okay die then.

Namjoon: If you ever hear me breathe deeply it's not because I'm annoyed. I just forget to breathe sometimes.

Jimin to Jungkook: I dare you-

Jin: Jungkook isn't allowed to accept dares

Jimin: Why??

Jungkook: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety".

Yoongi: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socializing???

Jin: Who decided we need a purpose??? I am a decorative feature.

Namjoon: I am far too full of thoughts.

Namjoon: The first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail until you see a smaller cool looking trail.

*One Hour Later*:

Namjoon *on the phone*: Hyung please come get me I'm lost in the woods.

Jungkook: If we're ever in a situation where I'm the voice of reason...

Jungkook: Then we're in a very very bad situation.

Namjoon: I woke up tired like 8 years ago and man I haven't recovered since.

I've been waiting for this day.

Hoseok: Why are your fingers covered in bandaids?? What happened??

Jungkook: Y'know those chefs on tv who can chop up vegetables really really fast??

Hoseok: ... Yeah..

Jungkook: I can't do that.

Yoongi: Every single day there is something to do and I'm sick of it.

Jimin: No I need Taehyung there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

Taehyung: I keep saying, "it is what it is" but what even is it??

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