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[tkstarss]

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i made a strawpage…

[robs-your-robins]

I imagine Bruce to be a very protective parent when the kids start dating and not in a controlling way, those are his babies and he will ensure they are treated as they deserve. After a few years of dating and "concern" from Bruce, a list appears, of simple rules and advice to dating the Bat's brood in Titans Tower hidden away until it is needed, filled with knowledge passed down from hand to hand.

Don't ever touch your Batling in view of the Big Bat. Holding hands is OK but only when necessary. Kissing is forbidden. Arm around the shoulders? Waist? The Bat will glare until you back off. It's important to retreat as soon as possible. "He carved a hand out of Kryptonite and smacked me with it" an anonymous source added.

Don't ever taste or steal something from the plate of your Bat even when invited because the Bat won't take kindly to you "taking food out of his child's mouth," as another anonymous source says.

Don't ever bring your Bat back late. The Bat can have his kids up all hours punching clowns and headbutting back robbers but his kids come in from a date ten minutes after curfew? Expect to find Batman rapping on your window, pointing to "what looks like a clock they teach little kids to tell the time" stated a redacted source.

Don't ever honk when you're outside to pick up your Bat. It doesn't matter if they told you to do so to avoid their siblings and the stiff small talk with the Bat. "Walk to the door, knock and wait for the Bat to drift by," one author of the list insists, "If he ignores you, that's good. If he nods, you can come in. If he just hovers and speaks only to his kid, you're in danger."

Always keep the door open. Batman will sense the door being closed over or getting locked. The man will corner you and lecture you about the rules of his house. He will be armed. "Seriously keep the fucking doors, the windows, heck even the vents open" wrote one source in very lopsided handwriting.

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[tkstarss]

BARBARA GORDON AND NATASHA ROMANOFF ARE DATING ON MY TOMODACHI ISLAND WTH AHBDJEJS I LOVE THEM

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where do yall find/get dc comic books? is there an online source or does everybody buy each volume in print

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if i wanted to start trying to get into dc where would i begin

[jojorice]

in another lifetime...🤍🖤

i blame the fact youtube recommended jujutsu 0 clips and the sad danmei i read last week lmfao

[tkstarss]

more rinsagi bc they’re my favs ever

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everybody out here talking about sambucky and bishova but i still haven’t gotten over stucky and blackhill💔

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rinsagi but different😸😸😸

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rinsagi🙀🙀🙀

[jannikalc]

everybody go home we have the picture

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ryurin the sillies ever

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landoscar is so rinsagi coded idc

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my kaisagi headcanons!

ness kills isagi

[tkstarss]

evajacks is a kainess variant. thank you for your time.

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i’m trying to get into video games what should i start with