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re: boiled uncles it always makes me think about how the USA has extremely minimal public ritual events and we are a worse civilization for it. you look at the festival schedule of the roman empire and it was like they barely had any days where there wasnt a parade or a burnt offering or some old men hobbled into the fields to sprinkle the first squirt from a mute virgin or some shit like it never ended. i think lack of pointless public rituals is a huge failing in a civilization and Japan is way ahead of us on this one
We used to actually celebrate the ones we have. Used to be that President's Day and Memorial Day and Veteran's Day and Labor Day would be actual days off for most people and they'd attend parades and picnics with their families. Now it just means that the banks and government offices are closed.
Thanksgiving used to be a big holiday, much bigger than Halloween, where the whole extended family got together for a feast. With families shrinking, that's also not as much of a thing as it used to be.
Doesn't matter if every day is a holiday if no one actually celebrates them.
there's one very important difference you arent honoring, though: those are all bitch loser holidays for idiots. fuck veterans, fuck presidents, fuck war memorials, fuck colonizers, and fuck st valentine and the catholic church and especially the capitalist spectacle of "romantic love". the people yearn for boiled uncles
never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
it’s the greatest day
me and my band of dumbshits on our fuck machines
I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.
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does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it
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YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!
i have to stop, i have to stop moving things around on this, this is its final form
ok, some people are like, “we need an explainer for these” in the notes, and since I made this monstrosity I will try to link you to most of them. Below the cut:
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The Camberwell Submarine (1973-74), an underground boiler room for the surrounding estates, in London, England, by Ted Hollamby & Bill Jacoby
alternate universe where instead of Yezhov being removed from that one Stalin picture they instead added a second Yezhov because they loved him so much
pages from the Offenbacher Haggadah, printed in Germany in 1927
Instead of ending with “next year in Jerusalem, the Offenbach Haggadah concludes with the words: “next year in Worms on the Rhine, our home.”