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[sultrysirens]

Do you have any random bromance headcanons about the turtle boys?

Not really, but here's what just came to mind:

Mikey and Donnie are the "eat sweets, watch movies, play games and laugh at things" duo. They get along the best of them all in terms of "have fun and simply don't get into fights". They're just 100% chill with each other.

Leo and Raph are the "spar hard, play hard" duo. They're the most likely to compete, and also the most likely to actually come to blows over who won and who lost. Luckily, one side effect of it is that they also tend to forgive easy once it's all said and done (though sometimes Splinter has to get involved...)

Mikey and Raph are the "loud, uncontrollable party dudes" duo. You get them together and things are probably going to break, they're definitely going to play some tunes, and if you didn't know better you'd swear they were in some kind of shouting match because their voices just keep getting louder.

Leo and Donnie are the "just chill in silence and/or watch scifi films" duo. They can get rowdy, but usually they just gel well together. Leo enjoys scifi shows; Donnie enjoys scifi films; they're both intellectuals; put them together and you get blessed silence. (Unless, of course, they have a difference of opinion...)

Raph and Donnie are the "weirdly high-functioning builders" duo. We all know Raph is more brawn than brain, but he's got a builder's sense of touch. Paired with Donnie's foresight and 3D mind, if you give them a project, they will damn well complete it -- and without a single break.

Leo and Mikey are the "goof off, have fun, probably get hurt" duo. Mikey's the only one who can get Leo out of his metaphorical shell enough to actually play around, so when they come together you get treated to a more uninhibited Leo. He'll make bad decisions, leap without thinking, and more than likely they'll both come back limping.

- Nightshade

[tmnt-l0ver]

I’ve been gone for a bit

I’ve been gone for probably a year at this point. i dont know if anyone still views my stuff but with this whole Covid19 stuff ive suddenly found myself with a bit more time on my hands. I cant promise ill be super active but I do have some works i haven’t posted and better now than never!

[tmnt-l0ver]

I also just found a bunch of old drafts i never posted so ill probaby just spam those

[tmnt-l0ver]

I’ve been gone for a bit

I’ve been gone for probably a year at this point. i dont know if anyone still views my stuff but with this whole Covid19 stuff ive suddenly found myself with a bit more time on my hands. I cant promise ill be super active but I do have some works i haven’t posted and better now than never!

[incorrecttmntquotes-deactivated]

Raph, praying: It’s me again.

Raph: I need someone to be my friend… someone who won’t run away.

Raph: Maybe send me an angel…

Raph: The nicest angel you have.

Raph:

Raph:

Raph:

Casey: [crashes into the sewers cackling madly]

[missbeautyandherbeast]

A Second Chance

Raphael X Reader

Summary: Leo found you on the streets one night, wandering alone and soon you found solace in the Lair with the brothers, all except Raph, who made your skin crawl because his actions hit a bit too close to home. Until one night, then you decide you’ve had enough.

A/N: Going through my archive on my computer and I forgot that I had this, so here ya go. 

Warnings: past abuse, abusive siblings, swearing, panic attacks

@im-a-loser-for-tmnt

Raph roared in frustration and stormed out of the dojo. I looked up from my perch on the couch and shrank back into it, trying to make myself as small as possible. Ever since I had met the brothers, Raphael’s actions hit a little too close to home with another brother… one I tried hard to forget about.

We locked eyes and I shrunk back in fear yet I thought I saw something in those green eyes.

“Raph!” Mikey called.

“Back down,” Donnie begged.

I slowly unfolded myself from the couch.

“Guys. Let… let me.” I spoke, standing.

“Y/n. No.” Leo emerged from the dojo.

He looked at me knowingly. He knew why Raph always put me on edge. He knew why I never wanted to go home.

“Leo. I can do this. Enough is enough.” I gave him a look and he nodded.

“I’ll be right here.”

I nodded and made my way to up to the surface, no doubted where Raphael had gone.

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[missbeautyandherbeast]

A Second Chance

Raphael X Reader

Summary: Leo found you on the streets one night, wandering alone and soon you found solace in the Lair with the brothers, all except Raph, who made your skin crawl because his actions hit a bit too close to home. Until one night, then you decide you’ve had enough.

A/N: Going through my archive on my computer and I forgot that I had this, so here ya go. 

Warnings: past abuse, abusive siblings, swearing, panic attacks

@im-a-loser-for-tmnt

Raph roared in frustration and stormed out of the dojo. I looked up from my perch on the couch and shrank back into it, trying to make myself as small as possible. Ever since I had met the brothers, Raphael’s actions hit a little too close to home with another brother… one I tried hard to forget about.

We locked eyes and I shrunk back in fear yet I thought I saw something in those green eyes.

“Raph!” Mikey called.

“Back down,” Donnie begged.

I slowly unfolded myself from the couch.

“Guys. Let… let me.” I spoke, standing.

“Y/n. No.” Leo emerged from the dojo.

He looked at me knowingly. He knew why Raph always put me on edge. He knew why I never wanted to go home.

“Leo. I can do this. Enough is enough.” I gave him a look and he nodded.

“I’ll be right here.”

I nodded and made my way to up to the surface, no doubted where Raphael had gone.

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[turtleshorties]

Hi there, sugar. If you're still accepting prompts? “You’re mine. I don’t share.” for Leo, please and thank you.

Hello, darlings! Thank you kindly for the requests, @southernblossoms and nonnie! 💙 Let’s do both the classic and the extra spicy ;3

25. “You’re mine. I don’t share.” 

Leonardo x reader

Warning: Jealous!Leo and jealous!reader, kissing, mention of alcohol (drink responibly)

YN = your name

The classic (jealous Leo)

Every now and then, you and your coworkers do some get-togethers. It’s fun and social, a way to create a good atmosphere and a good vibe at work. Sometimes you go out for lunch all together, sometimes dinner or drinks, and sometimes there will even be a few parties.

Tonight was one of those. Dinner and drinks for all the coworkers, the boss thanking everyone for the hard work that were done.

“Bye! See you guys on Monday!” you said your good bye’s and started to walk the regular route home to your apartment. You looked up on the roof of the building across from the restaurant, smiling when you spotted your boyfriend Leonardo. He would watch you from the rooftops whenever you were out, especially when it’s late and dark outside. It made you feel safer when going out late. 

“Well hello there, beautiful lady.” a male voice was heard, a man approaching you on the sidewalk. You tried to ignore him as you kept walking your way home. “Do you know what my shirt is made of?” he asked in his drunken state, looking at you as he stumbled beside you. Still not giving him an answer, he responded himself. “It’s boyfriend material!” he said out loud, laughing, trying to put an arm around you, but another voice made the drunk man freeze in his tracks, his face full of fear for the warning. 

“Don’t touch her!” it was Leonardo, his dark voice warning the man to back of. By the tone of his voice, you knew Leonardo was no longer on the roof, but hiding in the shadows down on the street. 

“Alright, my guy. I am so-*hick up* sorry.” he put his hands in the air, stumbling away in fear. 

After the man had left, Leo pulled you into his plastron, checking if you were alright and beyond happy that he could stop the drunk guy before he got the chance to lay a hand on you. 

He kissed you, deeply, passionately. As he pulled away he looked you deep in the eyes. “You’re mine. I don’t share.” he claimed in a low and husky voice. 

- The end - 

The extra spicy (jealous reader)

It was one of those celebration parties that NYPD hosted to celebrate another big victory for the turtles, protecting the city from another big attack by the Footclan. The entire city has been cheering and celebrating, but the party holds the people working for NYPD, the turtles and their loved ones.

Over time where NYPD have been working together with the turtles, many of them have warmed up and welcomed the turtles, something that is a good thing, but seeing one of the assistant a little too close to your man at the party is not exactly what you’re looking for. You trust Leonardo, but that other girl, not so much. 

Sitting at the bar, sipping on your drink as you watch them closely. They are talking and laughing a bit, but the moment when she puts her hand on his chest, you walk right over to them. 

“There you are, Leo!” you flash your sweetest smile, his attention turning from her to you, much to her own dislike as she retreats her hand. Your hands on his cheek and neck as you pull him in for a passionate kiss. He kisses you back, taking his arm around your waist as he pulls you closer to him. His other hand lands on your hip, feeling your curves. After the kiss, you can see that lustful spark in his eyes. He embraces you in a tight hug, inhaling your sweet scent and planting a few kisses on your neck. You see the assistant as you hug Leo, a smirk forms on your lips, loving her reaction; jealousy written all over her face. Good, you checked her in her place, showing who’s the queen and holds Leo’s heart. 

After a while, Leo led the way back to the bar to get you both something more to drink. He leaned in close to your ear. “What was that all about, back there?” he smirked as he asked you teasingly.”

You thought for a moment, then realizing by the look of his face what he was talking about. “Oh that….” you giggled, leaning in to meet his lips, kissing him. “Well, fearless Leonardo. You’re mine. I don’t share.” you smirked.

- The end - 

[68spidey]

A remake of a flip I did back in 2016. Comparison frames below the cut.

Audio: Nathaniel Tenenbaum, “I wrote this song to cope”

Don’t repost, copy, or trace my work.

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[68spidey]

Bringin this gem back.

[madamslayyy]

Not to sound rude or down anyone’s potential at all.... but reading fanfiction on here deadass isn’t even fun anymore.

It’s such an influx of new writers who’s work is so bad that are only writing to get clout and not because they actually give a damn about the story they’re telling or because they genuinely enjoy writing. It’s sloppy, in your face, and usually the same story every time just remixed with little original thought.

And it’s so much bad work out there there that it drowns out the really, really talented new writers who have substance just because their work isn’t a quick grab-bag smut or strict (poor-quality) fan service.

[dawva]

Girl I was just reading this fic that had so much potential but the writing...

My friend described it as, "It seems like the author legit inhaled a thesaurus and spat it onto the page."

Unnecessary smut, unrealistic and embarrassing conflict that reads like Real Housewives episode, lack of consistency within the chosen world, lack of consistency with grammar and diction.... just a mess.

[madamslayyy]

The direction that fics have been taking lately is so sad. And I understand everyone has a different writing style but sometimes just taking a few minutes to proofread or just make an outline for your plot makes all the difference. I’m not saying anyone’s perfect or everything you put out has to be perfect but if you’re just writing for clout or to get notes (which I’ve been seeing a lot lately and I get fanfic writers want validation for their labor but all this “comment+reblog or I’m blocking you” mess is... exhausting) and not taking time to add quality to your work then......

[tf-tmnt]

Since turtles make that dumb wheezing sound during sex, would the turtles make a much deeper, more rumbling version? More growl like and primal sounding?

Leo:

soft churring and low grunts, mostly heavy breathing, his voice gets gravely during dex, and he would most definitely whisper dirty things into your ear.

“Whats wrong love, am i too big for you?”

“you want your sensei to go deeper?”

“ah. you gotta say please..”

Raph: 

Now thiS BOY FUCKING GROWLS HIS WAY THROUGH SEX. hard scratchy voice, the deepest grunts and growls coming outta him as he pounds into you, he’s a loud one, he’s gonna make sure everybody on the block knows whats going down.

“Whats my name princess.”

“Raphael.”

“LOUDER.”

“RAPHAEL.”

“thats right, i'm the only one who fucks you like this.”

Donnie:

Okay. so this boy got shaky breathes, especially if you went down on him, like he’s gonna huff and puff and blow your house down, if ya know what i mean. he’s the one with soft moans, but they are muffled by your skin cuz his head is dug into your shoulder as he fucks you, anD THIS BOYS LAnGUAGE WHEN HE FUCKS YOU. w h o  t a  u g h  t  y o  u  t h a t.  stop hanging around raph

“Fuck, darling, you’re so tight around me.”

“mm. deeper”

“you take me so well..”

Mikey: 

ALRIGHT, everybody KNOWS  this dude can fuCK like you want a fun giggly time, go to mikey. he got shaky breaths, mixed with soft grunts. if he growled he’d be too deep inside you to even pay attention to it tbh. alSO LOUD, LIKE BED SquEAKS, HE’S moaning, your moaning, raph’s yelling to shut the fuck up like a great saturday night

“Angelcakes you feel soO FUCKING GOOd”

“im gonna cum inside you angel, fuckin-”

[werewolfie]

Reblog if you find the turtles attractive

Please tell me I’m not the only one

[jessie-merrow-deactivated202205]

MUTANTS ONLY 

[tur4les]

“teenage mutant ninja turtles! turtles count it off! one, two, three, four turtles!”

[this-basic-witch]

“Mutant chain reaction (turtles)!”

“Livin’ underground (turtles)!!”

“Ninjutsu Action (turtles)!”

“It’s a shell of a towwwnnn!!!”

[midnight-chocolate-turtle]

I laughed so hard XD

[xenofem-deactivated20190411]

girlhood is so traumatic, especially as a young lesbian. being abused for something you don’t even know is part of you yet, because other people somehow notice it before you do.

no wonder so many of us feel disconnected from womanhood, and the only connection we have with it is our lesbianism, our ability to love women as women ourselves.

this is why being a nonbinary lesbian is a thing. why she/her pronouns may feel alien, hurtful, reminding us of difficult times, even sometimes provoking dysphoria.

respect nonbinary lesbians, respect lesbians who go by they/them, he/him or other sets of pronouns, respect lesbians who deal with dysphoria. we are wonderful and strong.

non-lesbians can and should reblog this post

[tmnt-l0ver]

Please brush your teeth after you eat coochie

This has been a psa

[valtsv]

character: *gets a white streak in their hair to symbolise that they’ve been through extreme stress and/or trauma*

me aged 9:

[winteriron-trash]

New Tagging System

Anyways since the Tumblr tagging system is now purging anything tagged ‘nsfw’, I’m going to start using the citrus scale for tagging my writings. For my purposes, the scale will be as followed

#orange - SFW and PG, nothing sexual explicitly mentioned

#lime - NSFW happens, but it’s not the center of the fic and is probably pretty vanilla and brief

#lemon - NSFW, either PWP or mostly PWP, sex happens in detail

#grapefruit - NSFW, super fucking kinky and possibly includes elements of non-con

Kinks will no longer be tagged either, and they’ll instead be outlined in the author’s note. Anyways, thanks to Tumblr for making this necessary and happy reading, everyone. 

[savvy-mutant-turtle-banger]

i can get behind that!

[tmnt-l0ver]

“Walk out that door and we’re done” Part 2

The long awaited sequel at long last!! Thank y'all for being patient, let’s get right into it.

°°°°

Rain poured outside. You sat on your couch mindlessly watching YouTube videos with a cup of warm tea in hand. You had no idea how to pronounce the name but it was sweet and soothing to drink. It was probably Leo’s. Something that he had left from when the two of you were still together.

It’s been almost three months since you broke up with him. The healing process was taking longer than you would like, but you knew to be kind and patient with yourself. Seeing random reminders of him in day to day life often felt like reopening a wound, but lately the sharp pain in your chest had shifted to more of a sorrowful fondness. You missed him, but that was ok.

You have been spending more time at the Lair over the past month. Almost as much as you used to. Strangely enough you still had yet to see your blue clad ninja since that night that the two of you had broken up. You didn’t blame him if he wanted to avoid you. It still kinda hurt though.

Mikey has been reassuring you that Leo was doing fine; “off meditating” or “wanted to go on a extra partol solo tonight”. Donnie and Raph were less convincing when you asked. You were starting to think that he wasn’t doing as well as you had been led to believe. Although you know it shouldn’t, it gave you a bit of comfort knowing he was hurting.

You went to take a sip from your mug only to find it was empty. Huh, you drank that faster that you thought. You paused the video and got up, making your way to the kitchen so you could brew another cup. The tea smelt heavenly when you opened the bag. While you were dating leo had introduced you to the joys of fresh tea leaves. He even convinced you to by a distiller as well. You had to hand it to him: It still tasted amazing.

Little things like this reminded you of him more than anything. Your small kitchen filled with the smell of tea; warm and inviting atmosphere; late nights the two of you would spend together; soft touches and deep conversation. You missed it naturally, but you also had to convince yourself that you could live without. At least live without him.

Below the city Leo was doing almost the opposite. He had made his mind up. He had convinced himself that he had to be with you. Had to be worthy of you. And that ment no more pity party bullshit. He had left his bed, started to eat and train again. When he thought of you there was nothing he couldn’t do. You had been his rock and his stronghold for so long, he was lost without you. Now he was going to get stronger, for you.

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