vengeful bird woman

Tor ilisar'thera'nal

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I wish dungeons were real

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I wish that I could just walk into a cave and slice the shit out of things with my sword

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

[cruzfucker]

[gwennovynne]

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

[valtsv]

might fuck around and lie down on the forest floor long enough for moss and fungi to start growing on me

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[black-cherry28]

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

[bearie]

Do you find there's a particular sign that tends to be more skeptical about astrology than others?

straight men 

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[twinkincel]

im a snail and god is salting me

[1992hondacervix]

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

[pokeyscrypt]

Enchanting her weapon

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[theskabouncer]

That is exactly the look I’m going for

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[assdare]

I’m still livin my life like a level 3 outta Lumbridge

Clueless on what I should be doing and prone to being killed by dark wizards

[hustlerose]

in this essay, i will explode