Frog on a Log in a Bog

(they/them) 🔞 (29) here you'll find: wips, vents, & all my brainrot ||Commissions: openll pfp: @mmmrat 🎮 semi-retired gaymer & art streamer🐸 SAFE SPACE🏳️‍🌈 dice goblin🍄monster & horror lover🖤queer+polyam🐈‍⬛ https://msha.ke/comfycorvid

[toadstool-admirer]

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[mimi-maru]

[ellie-shy]

Wait... is that a bird?

A bat?!

No! Wait! That's--!!

PROFESSOR VOLKARIN?!

[starrforge]

The winds howlin'

[skyotters]

"You're tougher than Blackwood"

[skyotters]

One of the benefits about being short, you can use Halsin's camp shirt as a night dress (Halsin approves)

[bloodpups]

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

[mrscancelled-1]

[punkcherries]

UNHAND ME FOOL

[pikaole]

Happy possum

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[in-the-drowning-deep]

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

[netherworldpost]

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[pirateprincessjess]

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

[pirateprincessjess]

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

[fiendir]

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[packetdancer]

My Litleo was much more polite with her "...I can haz the cake?" hopeful looks.

[undernauticalblue]

Gothic Medieval Armour Dress and Priest Outfit

[undernauticalblue]

Sanrio Kimonos - Pompompurin, Cinnamoroll and Kuromi

[chennnington]

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!

[holyowl]

Okay I'm not sure about the hair but otherwise i like it and i hope you do too. Once again inspired by assassin au! Eddie and Volt, original creators of this au are @ironicorange and @jabberpool . Check out their blogs for more content)

[ironicorange]

hitmen in the making