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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Not today Justin
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@toaster-bathtub
my girlfriend and i were watching doctor who in my room and my dad just straight up walked in wearing nothing but a towel and started dancing this is why people dont come to my house
update: he’s making me french toast to apologize for mentally scarring my girlfriend
it’s 10pm
this is the best french toast ive ever had in my entire life what the f u ck when did my dad becoeme master che F
forgot where I got this from. it’s been on my phone for years and brings me great comfort in times of sadness
Can you believe this shit
bullshit
come on man
we are fucked
in the grocery store acting like i have money
I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
Very much in line with the attitude of "this choice will marginally improve the way I move through the world and make everyone else's experience SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but I don't really care, based simply on the fact that I am allowed to do it and there's nothing they can or will do to stop me" ya feel me?
i was waiting in an auto shop during the first trump administration when an older lady came in and nervously asked about getting her headlights upgraded. her eye doctor said she should have brighter lights when driving at night, but she was very concerned about blinding oncoming traffic. she wanted to know what the safe mid-range was that’s brighter than what she had but wouldn’t cause accidents or problems for other drivers.
the guy told her they’d put in their brightest lights that would be amazing for her vision. this poor woman kept trying to rephrase to get him to understand her question. “i don’t want to look like i’m driving with my brights on.” and he said, “if someone flashes their lights at you, you just turn on your actual brights and that’ll teach them.”
like he literally could not understand that she was worried about other people, or about creating a generally safe driving environment. the only problem with LED lights is that it’s annoying for you when other dumbass drivers flash their lights at you, and that’s okay because you can punish them for it.
"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
fuck old men yaoi I'm gonna make old women yuri
everyone cheer for them righ now
(left is hestia and right is lilith)
mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest
Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe
sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge
Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault
Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol
The Biden debate situation is real life Harriet Jones Situation
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
If I removed all the parts of a train, and replaced them with identical looking parts. Would It still be the same train?
How about instead of ship of thesusing my trains, you just give me a 2nd train
hey. what the fuck does this mean
Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June
i’m a firm believer that leap day should be a free day no matter what. i don’t care if it’s a thursday everything is put on pause for everyone and we all get to hang out and enjoy the extra day that only comes once ever four years. peace and love on planet earth.
