Bread But Crispy!!!

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I may be addicted to drawing these two together

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My OCs Chip (on the left) and OJO (on the right)

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Art Commission

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More Squirm and Conquest for the soul

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Drawing idea provided by the good people of the Loose Lips discord

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Stand ready for my arrival Squirm

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Just cooked up a devious crackship

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What do we think of this duo, and should I draw twisted Bobbette with 2011x

Credit to this guy for the idea

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I made Dr Easterman a fursona

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Look what I made

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

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one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

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Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

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I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

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what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

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Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

What the fuck became of my post

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Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

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It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

What the FUCK

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Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

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I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

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@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.

‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!

Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.

Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!

Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.

So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’

I’d say both are correct

Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway 

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Foeplay*

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where’s that post about the OWCA agents just being emotional support animals for the “evil” scientists

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HERE

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I’m surprised at how nobody mentioned how much the show ships them itself. It’s not just the fans’ whim

(Not pictured: the whole Peter the Panda’s arc)

In conclusion: The show wants you to ship them

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EVERYBODY WAKE UP. It’s canon now. (one sided at least) Checkmate. The post is over

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I FINALLY SAW THIS IN PERSON AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER!!!

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IT JUST KEEPS GOING???

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Do you like the colors of Perryshmirtz?

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phineas and ferb heritage post

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Sidenote; doofenshmirtz is the inspiration for the dwampyverse’s version of Doctor who.

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Eh- Kind of?

It’s implied to be kind of a time loop situation.

Canvindish (the timetravel agent from Milo Murphy’s Law) dresses like he’s from the 1870s, a decision partially inspired by how his idol Professor Time dressed.

Cavendish (and Dakota and Milo) goes back in time and interact with the guy who creates Dr. Zone (dwampyverse Doctor Who), Orton Mahlson, who inspires him to create the Dr. Zone show.

With it then being implied (although never stated) that Heinz as Professor Time at some point watched Dr. Zone.

Because when Professor Time himself shows up, he pulls Orton along with him to go back in time and defeat the Pistachions, and while he does this he sings part of the Dr. Zone opening.

So it’s then also implied that Heinz picked that style because that’s the clothes he was told were part of his Professor Time rebrand which he learned about via interacting with Orton (or at least his show).

While Orton took inspiration for Dr. Zone’s look from how Cavindish dresses, who took inspiration from how Professor Time is recorded to have dressed.

So it’s kind of this cycle of inspiration going on about why Professor Time (inventer of time travel Heinz), Dr. Zone (the fictional character), and Cavendish (future time agent) all dress like they’re from 1870 with abosultely none of them being from the 1870s, or ever having lived in the 1870s for any length of time.

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