♫ToastMaster♫

31 year old Hufflepuff Who enjoys animals and shiny things.I have nothing original but its ok to me ^_^

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[dontsteponthe-momeraths]

i need a lucky potato

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

looney tunes episode where bugs bunny drags elmer fudd to couples counseling

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

(the couples therapist is bugs bunny in drag)

[resmeae]

He's also Sigmund Freud somehow, even if the appearance is just in a photo on the wall.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bugs is also elmer's neglected housewife, who spends the session crying into her handkerchief bemoaning that her fuddy duddy leaves her home all alone while he goes off to hunt wabbits

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[bigmouthlass]

At the last minute Daffy busts in as the mailman.

As in, the mailman.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh.

OH!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Elmer is so mad at Bug's infidelity he tries to shoot her, but she convinces him to shoot the mailman (Daffy), who convinces him "buddy your wife came onto me," leading to the sequel to Duck Season! Rabbit Season!

ends with Bugs and Daffy running off together, leaving a heartbroken Elmer to cartoonishly shoot himself in the face. (he's fine but the head injury snaps him out of it. he re-dons his hunters cap and runs out of the therapist's office, once again intent on hunting that wascally wabbit)

[nightshadedawn]

Every damn update to this post is gold

[naamahdarling]

Slut season/cuck season.

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[antisisyphus]

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

like to charge, reblog to cast

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[benevolentwanderer]

This is the story of how I once made concord grape rock candy

[roach-works]

i recently let some peach preserves simmer for twenty minutes longer than recommended and ended up with a jar full of homemade peach gummy. it's extremely delicious and i'm good at everything and regret nothing. but also yeah it's not remotely a jelly or jam consistency.

[segamascott]

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[mrsterlingeverything]

[coolgirlvic]

A lot of feelings in the notes

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

[omegasmileyface]

he was biting the sour patch kids?

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Yeah that's how you eat them

[omegasmileyface]

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Do you. At least chew them

[omegasmileyface]

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

[thomas-pennypinch]

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

[omegasmileyface]

fuck OFF thomas

[elodieunderglass]

He was biting them because he’s so much littler than you. Look at him. He can’t get a whole one in his mouth. You could lose him down a drain. When you put him up a chimney, even a small chimney, you probably have to give him directions like he’s on the Swindon magic roundabout. SECOND LEFT AT THE NEXT BRICK, Thomas. NO, OTHER BRICK. NO, THE OTHER LEFT.

[elodieunderglass]

You shouldn’t salt your sour patch kids btw it’s bad for you

[hedge-rambles]

Thank you for that important addendum. Putting cocaine on them is fine though, right?

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah yeah I’m not his mum

[riverlarking]

there's a bird on the conclave livestream getting his 5 minutes of fame

[riverlarking]

wait it's a family with a baby. love...

[rythyme]

tag from @somanyants

[pressworksonpaperblog]

from “baths”, 1987.

[hollowerror]

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

[adhdedrn]

He’s been here the whole time.

[memeuplift]

[teaboot]

Nah man that's a northern bobwhite

[robinparravel]

I love Bruce

[molabuddy]

[damndorothea]

look at this diva

[teathattast]

[singinbluebird]

[pineapple-dildos]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]