[veliseraptor]

so today this comment took me out at the knees

[dogpuppy]

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[senso1954]

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[depsidase]

[sanguinevisions]

louis: racing ahead again, mr. molloy. let the tale seduce you.

lestat: [absolutely wrecked out of his gourd] you wanna fuck the tale. i know you wanna fuck the tale dan. you wanna fuck the tale so bad it makes you look stupid. the tale wants to fuck you.

[eatcopperwire]

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theabigailthorn]

THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS, THE MOVIE

[e-rose]

[transmutationisms]

[hometoursandotherstuff]