Toastastic!

I am Toast./INFP-T/ I ❤ J̸̡̢̰̘̻̟̙͙̹͎̯̎ű̷͙̟̊̈́͜s̵̭͔͎̿̉̒͋̒̍͋͋͂̕͘͝t̸̢̹͍͔̻̑ ̶̨̠̘̹̯̹͉̼̬̥̊͐̔͒͆͘͝M̸̼͇̩̼͈̖̰̠͙̹̯̹̬͐͒̂͠o̵̡̢̭̯̣̬̲͉̮̾͋͜ņ̸̞̠̘̫̓̓̈́̿́̎̿͗̊̾̅̓͒̿͠ĩ̸̛͉̥͕̹̲̥͉̈̊̎̇̐̏̓̚k̵̲̀͋́a.̵̧̩̪̼͕̟̬̖̖̄͐̔̇̆͐̉̇̂͠͠͠ Enjoy. Or don't enjoy, it's up to you. 𝓘 𝓼𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮

[gloombby]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[anyapsesh]

bringing this back

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[nerdygirlchronicle]

Honestly, its only finally getting started in your 30s

[sleepy-bebby]

[thebelchers]

[gaysie]

i love fiction so much can we never be real again

[coolreader18]

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[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[toxetta]

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

[drops-of-universe]

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[angelinribbons]

“are you seeing anyone?” ohhh like, hallucinating???