Darnell Thomas IG @dudeitsdarnell by Marco Rivera IG @marcorivers
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Darnell Thomas IG @dudeitsdarnell by Marco Rivera IG @marcorivers
I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys Iām crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stopā¦..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please donāt
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughingĀ
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I donāt even know if iāll still be on tumblr then
only 2 more years.
Only 8 months
4 months to go
4 fuckimg days..
3 days
I thought OP had made this postĀ āwhen drunkā a few days ago not 3 years lmao wtf
Child: Whatās a VHS?
Me:
i Ā have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life
OH MY GOD
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all menās rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for āeveningā. Please donāt turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isnāt having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
Happy Christmas Adam everyone
David Fincher Filmography
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
This. This everyday. I need this everyday.
Extra af. (viaĀ NanoJefe)
Ok but 5 fucking stars
the songs like āscooby doo where r youā but heās always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell
āIām not sure if people have become less interesting, or if Iām just less interested in people.ā
I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian
Icarus should have waited for nightfall, the Moon would have never let him go.
Nina Mouawad (via icarusshouldhavechosenthemoon)
Youāre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnāt scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters⦠I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteās bed. Across the room underneath Danielās crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. āIām not afraid of you monster!ā She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and⦠She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. āMove. Over!ā Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnāt afraid of any of my monsters; sheās afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. āWhat theā¦ā I cut Francisās next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. āIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.ā I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. āIāll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.ā Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit Iām gonna cry thatās beautiful.
Gahhdamn
ššš
DaNG!!
Break time!
the gif is supposed to moveā¦
This should do it! Have a break!
here
Okay smart stuff
Eat reeseās we know how to make gifs
Looks bad Reeseās
At least it loads
Iām still allergic to peanuts you fuck
some serious shit is going down over here
āHey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?ā āProbably some sort of kitkat meme Iād sayā