Welcome to the improv mental hospital

Call me Luck. He/they. I am caffenated and 1000% done with everything. Follow at your own risk. Taken. 18.

[moneyissues]

[speedlimit15]

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

[terramythos]

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

nailing myself to the cross. for attention

[shittysawtraps]

Hello university professor. In front of you are students that failed a test due to your poor teaching skills. If you can manage to give them feedback without calling them literal slurs you will go free. If not, the students will take turn bashing you in the head with a metal pipe until you are naught but a bloody pulp. You have one hour. Live or die, make your choice.

[bbnotumbl]

🫰💖

[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[calamity-blossom]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[depsidase]

[djpachipikachu]

happy pride month

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet