The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?
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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.
my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.
So I was scrolling through Switter looking at these holovideos of Leia Organa's assassination attempt and something crazy occurred to me. How could she have these quick reflexes? Here's a thought, she's force sensitive!!!!
#RPF SHIPPERS DNI
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You all really should stop using Switter, it's still owned by a prominent Pro-empire nepobaby. Go to BlueSpace or Concord or something.
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Bro, no one uses BlueSpace, and they scrap your information anyways. Concord doesn't have a good alternative, remember there's no ethical consumption under caempiretalism.
And OP clearly uses social media other than Switter, they're here after all lol
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This is all very ironic considering Leia Organa, Mon Mothma, and basically every former rebel leader have verified Switter accounts. Isn't that sus.
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Yeah, dude, I'm sure Leia fucking Organa of all people secretly supports the Empire.
Can yall at least engage with the point of my post? I swear to the force...
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you're saying she's force sensitive based on good reflexes, you can't get mad when your theory is this outlandish.
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Force sensitivity is a spectrum, it isn't as rare as it was once believed, it wouldn't be that rare. Is not as outlandish as you might think. I think is a fair argument, just like the arguments out there about Luke Skywalker being spautistic. I think some sentients confuse force sensitivity with out right jedi mystical spanime super spayayin Z powers.
Source: I'm (self diagnosed) force sensitive.
Also does anyone recall that theory going around about Leia being the bastard daughter of Kenobi (THE Kenobi) and Breha Organa? Kenobi was force sensitive, so-
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I SAID RPF PEOPLE DNI, why no one respects basic holonet boundaries anymore? Also wtf, you can't self diagnose force sensitivity.
And why would you ship a rebel leader with one of the kriffing Emperor's guard dogs.
#andwhythekriffyouwouldmakekenobihetero
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Dude, not everyone has the resources to get tested. Like do you know how fucking expensive is to go and find Luke Skywalker? He's always exploring some ruins or saving people in the middle of nowhere. Like yeah sure, I'm gonna spend several thousands of credits tracking that bitch just for him to read my mind and take my blood or some cosmic bantha Jedi shit. Honestly can we talk about how problematic this trend is, I have seen all these rich Nepobabies holorecording themselves on ClickClock approaching the dude to ask him if they're FS enough to be Jedi. Have y'all seen his face in those holovids????? Guy's dead inside, I hope he gets fed up and starts exploding everyone's head.
#PleaseCheckYourClassism
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Have you seen the one uploaded by MrWookieBeast, where he asked if they could collab for a reality Holoshow game? Skywalker looked scary as kriff. Glowing eyes and everything. He didn't even answer, he turned to his side and started talking to the air in huttesse, lmao, freaky shit.
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I heard that everyone in Tatooine thinks he killed his aunt and uncle and then fucked off . The case's very popular in True Sprime popholocasts
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Luv, he single handely blew up the death star I, killed the Emperor and Darth bloody Vader. How is this of any surprise?🤐
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Damn, Stewjonian, thinks Luke Skywalker is some psycho, a lawyer AND a Interview with the Force Vampire fan, pick a struggle girl.
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The ableism in this forcedamn thread. Skywalker isn't "scary", he's literally just spautistic and a young man from a less civilized planet.
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His eyes WERE GLOWING. HE'S ALWAYS TALKING TO THE NOTHINGNESS. HE FORCE CHOKES IMPERIALS.
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So? You're pathologizing and sithmonizing psychosis now?
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"He's just from a less civilized planet" 💀💀💀💀
For all we know Vader could also be from Tatooine and also have psychosis and be spautistic, does that mean he wasn't scary or-
Also psychosis IS a pathology, wha-
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The fuck is wrong with you to comparing a rebel hero, a queer icon and spautistic young man to fucking Darth Vader. Again, sithmonizing neurospadivergent traits.
Good thing Luke doesn't use social holomedia or he would kill himself if he knew people compare him to Vader. (YES, I KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE INTERVIEW, HE WAS CLEARLY DISTRACTED AND LITERALLY RAN AWAY, is just rumors, I have been blocking everyone who brings up that video- LUKE HATES VADER, PERIOD.)
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Gotta love the misogyny here. OP literally made a post about Leia Organa and here's everyone talking about poor booboo Skywalker having to talk to tourists and wishing he starts killing sentients and Vader and shit. Y'all are disgusting.
Back to the point, though, I think Leia Organa being FS is hella cool, we do need more FS women representation. She's quite good at reading political opponents and quick to react to danger. She's also done some impressive stunts, I wouldn't be surprised if she's secretly a Jedi, she just doesn't want to brag about it and doesn't feel the need to say it out loud every chance she gets and put on dramatic dark robes, unlike someone else.
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Girl, are you aware misogyny is only a problem in some planets? There's many other planets dealing with the opposite fyi. The person you reblogged from is literally from Dathomir, it's really insensitive for them, they were literally raised under the idea of their sole purpose to be to breed with witches and fight their brothers to death just for the right to mate and then be killed.
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Force, I wish that were me
#breedingkink
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Personally I think it's even more sexist to think Leia needs to be force sensitive or a fucking Jedi to be cool
you're erasing her own merits cuz now all her skills and achievements are religion and magic.
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I SAID RPF SHIPPERS DNI
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RPF shippers killed OP's grandma 😔
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They fucking literally did, technically Boba Fett did it, but it was due to RPF shipping.
A group of RPF shippers hired Boba Fett to kill her for getting in between their ship (Sebulba x Tay' Loorr Quickst)
#YES.TAY'LOORR IS GAY AND SHE WAS DATING MY GRANDMA
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I was expecting you to say Darth Vader was a RPF shipper, because he always used to hire Boba Fett
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Tbh he actually wrote fanfiction of Luke Skywalker and him ruling the galaxy, it's easy to find.
And I'm assuming @ justvib1ng is referring to this. Someone asked Skywalker if he has read those and he said he likes to read anything his father writes (???!!!!!!) and then jumped off of a cliff onto a ship and flew off.
You know, the problem isn't that Luke is depressed, isn't that Luke becomes more cynical or grumpy (he's old and tired), the problem is that Luke literally, fully believes that there's no turning from the dark side , which is the most nonsensical thing they could ever do with him.
Not only that, he just,,,seemingly turned into classic prequels era jedi, he's scared of teaching anyone because anyone could fall to the dark side. He's scared of training Rey because she reminds him of himself- and it's like, Luke, honey, you famously didn't actually fall and saved your dad, what are you even on, you're giving me a headache babygirl
"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
Bad Bunny been doing it and killing it before harry styles was doing it- he’s been wearing skirts and doing his nails just cause and it even got my older brother who is straight painting his nails cause he realized “yeah who give a fuck I like it” and bad bunny kissing men and women on stage being open about the LGBT+ community and speaking out to about the transphobic stuff that happened in Puerto Rico. Like it’s not bad for people not being unaware of him but it makes me wanna rattle people when I see them praising stuff Harry has done calling him iconic and the first of it all for this movement when people like Bad bunny,Prince,etc been killing it
Bad Bunny did half of the music video for “Yo Perreo Sola” in drag. And I cannot emphasize how much the genre is saturated with machismo bullshit and Bad Bunny just refuses to participate in it.
His video for “Caro” is also a celebration of breaking gender norms. Most of the video is performed by Jazmyne Joy as Bad Bunny.
Like I fully understand if you don’t normally listen to reggaeton or Latino music in general. But I cannot express to you how huge and popular he is. He is the highest streaming artist worldwide right now. He’s largely adored by every young Latino out there. He’s having a great time and doing amazing things.
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