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Damn I need a pedicure. My heels just exfoliated the pumice stone.

Watching The Batman with my sis and making lots of comments.

Sis: I can't tell if you want to mother him or fuck him.

Me: It's very confusing to me too. He's my little emo baby.

#ilovemylittleemobaby #batman #rpattz #seriously tho #probably both #Batman is sexy as hell #i want to mend his wounds #my little baby batman

I'm at that awkward age

When I see someone I find super attractive I find out one of 2 things

Either

a) They are married with 2 kids

Or

b) They have just graduated high school

#freaking twenties #can i just find somebody that's single and not a baby

My sister: You need to watch Hannibal

My friend: Have you watched You yet?!?

My boss: New season of Future Man!

My cousin: Blue Collar!

Me: Wow those all sound so good! I'm definitely

{logs on to Hulu}

checking

{pulls up previously watched}

those

{clicks Bob's Burgers}

out

{watches entire series for the third time}

#bobs burgers #there are entirely too many shows o need to watch

dankmemeuniversity

Do you think Dumbledore still sees Gellert in the mirror?

I mean, he does not see new socks.

Does he see what could have been?

Does he see them grown old together?

How it could have been if their paths hadn't diverged so violently?

He and Gellert standing comfortably side by side, eyes bright despite their age, faces burdened by years but not by the burdens Dumbledore has carried for decades. Guilt and loss, pain and betrayal. Instead there is contentment, peace.

Dumbledore finds Harry in front of the mirror on one of his own late night trips to stare into the face of a future that was ripped away from him.

It's seeing Harry's obsession and pain that finally puts the mirror in perspective.

"Men have wasted away in front of it..."

I've made myself sad.

#mirror of erised #albus dumbledore #albus x gellert #gellert grindelwald #harry potter

tariqah

Interspecies lesbianism

onedeadkitty

It’s cute guys

rosalui

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

butchflirt

Butch/Butch couple

lumpatronics

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

hillnerd-art

So I had to draw them in human form???

slinkanorabundyblr

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

tobywhatwhat-blog

Well if this isn't the cutest fucking thing