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“Don’t worry intern, nobody dies on the first night.”
LOOK AT HOW CUTE
I love you so much
The Couples Mirror Experiment
The mirror experiment is stemmed from the idea that we become so accustomed to seeing our reflection that that picture is our image of ourselves.
That is hard to shove into one sentence, so let me explain. Everyday, you see your reflection, and see you. That is the image you are most used to, therefore that is your idea of what you look like. This is one of the reasons we typically dislike pictures of ourselves, while everyone else says “You look great!” An experiment was conducted among couples, where they were displayed two pictures of themselves. What they weren’t told was that the pictures were actually identical, only one was flipped. 60% of the time, the individual chose the mirrored image of themselves as their favourite over the original. (It should be noted that individuals with more symmetrical faces found this task quite difficult, and often picked the original over the mirrored image) The same was done again, only this time it was pictures of their partner. Over 90% of these said that the original picture was their favourite. The reason for this result was that the original image is what they see every day, therefore they find it more attractive. It’s the image they fell in love with, if I may. This is called the Mere Exposure Effect.
Very thought provoking.
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ice skating is like walking in cursive
What have you done
*look of amazement* yes.
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Hey, are you okay? If you need to rant or talk to someone, I'm here for you
I have a bad habit of thinking about the past. How happy I was. And how everything turned out. I’m kinda doubting the “everything gets better” senerio. It makes me super depressed. To top it all off I’m not the person I would be proud of.
Then try and BE that person, you still got a whole life ahead of you and if you can keep thinking about what you have instead of what you don't have, what you want instead of what you don't want, and/or what makes you happy instead of what makes you unhappy, then that's all there is to it. No, you can't have the best of all things, but you can try to make the best of what you have. But remember, not everything goes as planned, but with every failure you make, you should learn from them; not cry over them. I'm not the wisest person, but hopefully these words have helped you in some sort of way :)
sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before
why do people hate pineapple on pizza so aggressively? why are they afraid to love
Do fruits belong on pizza? Would you put strawberrys on pizza? Watermelon? No? THEN WHY WOUL D YOU PUT A SHITTY FRUIT ON PIZZA YOU SADISTIC BASTARDS
tomato is a fruit
Those moments when your watching a Creature stream and someone insults somebody:
This is too cute
I like how dolphins breach with such vivacity
whales breach with grace
sharks breach with power
… then fucking manta rays be like
“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams”
heaven
oh my god they’re like steam buns with faces
YES YES YES GIVE THEM TO ME
More like baby puffcorns
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER AND YOU’RE NOT A LIL BITCH
Well that escalated quickly.
THIS JUST IN
WOMAN LOOKS DIFFERENT WITHOUT MAKEUP
9GAG THINKS SHE DESERVED TO BE BEATEN BECAUSE SHE WAS “CATFISHING”
IN OTHER NEWS
GOD HAS ABANDONED US ALL
MORE AT ELEVEN.
I hate when people do the whole “if the reverse happened…” bullshit. The reverse didn’t happen. You know why? Because that’s not how our society works. And actually yeah, someone beating someone up for no good reason is called ASSAULT AND BATTERY and is ILLEGAL and morally reprehensible no matter what. But if you want to ignore the role of male entitlement and misogyny in this situation, then just stay ignorant.
"what she was doing is illegal" it’s literally her without makeup she’s the same person since when is going outside without makeup on illegal — Misfitreindeer
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
and BAM
there was my brother
I love everything about this.