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Leverage 1.11 â The Juror #6 Job
I love Eliot. And I love beer. But flipping it like that is just a good way to make it explode into foam when opened
Yeah this is straight up the funniest thing he could have possibly said
Watching Jack Ryan and Iâm positively surprised.
Oh, and it seems Nate finally stole the CIA. I mean seriously, they even named his character Nate!!
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymoreÂ
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes âi wanna dieâ as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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Thatâs some pretty good advice. I donât know whatâs left of my humor after âguess Iâll just dieâ jokes but itâs worth a shot.
Personally i went from âguess Iâll dieâ jokes to âIF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.â and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Hereâs a tip I picked up from a friend thatâs helped me a lot â replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying âlâm just a disaster humanâ I say âIâm the epitome of grace and beautyâ
Or like, when I draw a picture Iâm not 100% happy with, instead of saying âmy art is trashâ I say something like âyou know I think itâs time we replaced the Mona Lisaâ
When you do that you get to make a joke, but youâre ALSO getting practice building yourself up, yâknow?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you ARENâT joking
YES!! Words have power, whether you mean it or not! Use positive over negative!
Everyoneâs like âthose Germans have a word for everythingâ but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astleyâs Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! Itâs not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and itâs super interesting! Hereâs a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
This happens a lot with compound words in particular. Seriously, the construction of English compound words is so fascinating; just what youâd expect from a mongrel creole fucked-up language. And here are some more English-Specific verbs.
This is either going to be the most wonderfully educational post Iâve seen all night, or else this is five (5) links to the music video for Rick Astleyâs Never Gonna Give You Up.
But have you considered: Thorin might be nearsighted?
Case in point:
Exhibit 2
âIt cannot be.âaka Doesnât actually recognize Azog until he starts talkingâŠ
This needs no explanation:
*BOOM*
Exhibit 3:
Not subtitled, but Thorin shouts for Kili when actually Fili is the one who was almost crushed >.<Â
Exhibit 4
Not pictured because I couldnât find a gif, but Thorin prompting Balin to lead them out of Rivendell because he âcan see knows these pathsâ
Exhibit 5Â
Cut off Azogâs arm, was probably aiming for something slightly more fatal, couldnât tell he was alive when dragged back inside MoriaâŠ
Exhibit 6
WHEREâS BILBO?
(âI have no idea because I canât see for shit.â)
Conclusion:
Since wearing glass in front of your eyes is slightly more of a liability for a fighter than peopleâs faces being slightly blurry, Iâm just gonna throw this out there as a possible explanation for fandom to run with ;)
Ok but I think this is my favorite post of mine thatâs done well because
1) it give a humorous explanation for Thorinâs random moments of fail thatâs cracky and funny
2) it actually kinda makes sense and it gives Thorin a minor (or not so minor for his life and world) disability that he works around and actually kinda explains said moments of fail realistically and honestly guys the more I think about it and replay the movies in my head the fewer contradictions I can find for this headcanon???
There is a fanfic in here somewhereÂ
Convincing arguments!
Thorin has suddenly become more human and more pleasant (short-sighted person speaking here)
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I love this. Thanks for the tap, @gwengrimm!
You are not wrong OP, Thorin IS nearsighted. Â In the book, it was even canon:
âHow far away do you think it is?â  asked Thorin, for by now they knew Bilbo had the sharpest eyes among them.  âNot far at all.  I shouldnât think above twelve yards.â âTwelve yards!  I should have thought it was thirty at least, but my eyes donât see as well as they used a hundred years ago-â (From the chapter, âFlies and Spidersâ of The Hobbit, by JRR Tolkien )
Thorin isnât just slightly nearsighted either, he thought a large object at across-the-street distance was three-quarters of the length of a football field away. Â By modern standards he would be legally, coke-bottle-glasses-or-we-donât-let-you-drive, blind.
In the movie Thorinâs nearsightedness is never actually stated, but I love the clever ways in which they worked it into the acting (as avelera highlighted very well), and also into the costume and set design (implying that Dwarves tend to be nearsighted in general): Dwarven ornamentation is always three-dimensional, be it stamped leather, cut runes, thickly-embroidered brocade, or cast-metal beads.  There are no purely painted or smooth-inlaid designs anywhere that would require sight, let alone 20/20 vision. Â
Dwarven cities too, are violently three-dimensional and ornamented with a lot of straight-lined geometry and gigantic statues.  Perhaps most telling of all, the terrifyingly high stone bridges found in both Erebor AND Moria are treated as perfectly ordinary sidewalks⊠which would make sense for a race that couldnât even SEE the ground below.
As for Thorinâs precision-jump in the forgesâŠ
Brass ones. Â Solid fucking brass ones.
When I talk my glasses off, the last two images look identical to me⊠just saying, I relate
What I love about this too is that you CANâT tell me that the dwarrow didnât invent the use of glass for lenses. Like, you CANâT.
Not only are they incredibly necessary for detail work on very, very fine gem work, glasses are really freaking necessary for interacting with the world outside the mountain if youâre as fucking blind as Thorin is
Which brings up the point- why doesnât Thorin wear glasses?Â
There are two theories I can think of right off the bat. The first is that Thorin doesnât wear them because they donât look âkingly,â which, while absolutely hysterical, I donât think is likely to be true.
No, what Iâm willing to bet is that glasses are too expensive to create and maintain for a people in exile, and if his people are going without you can be damn sure that Thorin will be right there with them.
My theory @gwengrimm is actually that glasses during any kind of sword fight would be a huge liability. Having GLASS in front of your eyes just waiting for your opponent to shatter and blind you would be super dangerous, much better to just take the blurriness (in a hand-to-hand fight you donât need that much precision vision anyway).
(Holy shit I just realized thatâs why Thorin misses Thranduilâs white deer by like a MILE when he shoots at it!)Â
The other alternative could simply be: Thorin doesnât know.Â
See, across all the reblogs of this post Iâve seen SO MANY people mistake nearsighted and farsighted. Iâm saying specifically that Thorin is nearsighted, he CAN see things that are near to him, he CANâT see things that are far away.Â
I absolutely believe dwarves have figured out lenses for close-up work like jewel-cutting or even just for reading, after all Balin has reading glasses, we see them in the film. Farsightedness (not being able to read close-up) is a product of the eye muscles growing tired over time from constantly focusing in and out. It would be very likely that people who do fine detailed work would go farsighted very quickly.Â
However, going back to Thorin complimenting Bilbo on his âkeen eyesâ, Thorin may genuinely believe that Bilbo has unusually sharp, almost elvish eyes, and not realize that Bilbo is just a normal 20/20 and that Thorin nearly blind as a bat. As someone who was nearsighted, the first time you put on corrective lenses is a revelation (THE TREES HAVE LEAVES!) but until that point you donât know that you have a problem. My theory is that Thorin may genuinely not know that his vision sucks, and reading glasses are actually just easier to make than distance-glasses, he may not ever find out. Or he knows and just takes the hit to vision because having Azog headbutt him in the face while heâs wearing them would end very poorly for him :P
I may be late to the party, but this makes so much sense! I would also propose that at least some of Thorinâs grouchiness may be due to headaches from straining to make things out at a farther distance than his eyes really allow for. Also, you know, the painful past and stuffâŠ
Donât forget he worked in a forge too. A mate of mine suffers from something called Welderâs Flash which has damaged his eyesight and itâs from working in similar conditions to those we see in the flashback scenes of the forges of Erebor.Â
If youâre working in a very hot environment or a place where the contrast between bright and dark is very high then it can damage your eyesight. So Thorin says his eyesight used to be better when he was younger, but in the century since they fled Erebor heâs not been a prince sitting around doing princely stuff, heâs been working in a blacksmithâs forge.Â
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me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
#i can tell you this is very fucking accurate #some babies have like .5 strength tho #and agility increases by 1 each month bc if you turn your back theyll roll off stuff immediately
If you're writing a d/Deaf or Hard of Hearing Character . . .
Deafness and being Hard of Hearing encompasses a wide range of hearing loss, and d/Deaf/HoH people communicate in different ways. Whether a person sees themselves as deaf or Hard of Hearing is a very individual thing. Being deaf does not mean you can hear no sound at all, and very few people have this level of hearing loss. The distinction between deaf and Deaf is that deafness is an audiological condition, while being Deaf is a cultural and personal identity based on shared experience, language, and history. Not all d/Deaf/HoH people know sign language, and may use a variety of methods to communicate, which may change given the situation or whether they are speaking to another d/Deaf/HoH person or a Hearing person.
Hearing aids and cochlear implants are not like âglasses for your ears.â For the vast majority of people who need vision correction, glasses or contacts can help them see just as well as people who donât need correction. But hearing aids arenât like glassesâmagnification of a sound doesnât work in the same way as magnification of an image. Cochlear implants can help someone with severe hearing loss hear, but the hearing these implants provide is completely different from what a Hearing person experiences. These devices merely help a person with hearing loss hear better than they could without them, and what that means varies quite a bit from person to person. In addition, not everyone gets much help from these devices, and many people are not good candidates for cochlear implants or find them controversial.
Hearing aids and cochlear implants do not make a d/Deaf/HoH person Hearing. As soon as the person takes out their hearing aids or other assistive device, the challenges associated with their hearing loss are just as they were before. People donât generally wear their hearing aids or the outer portion of cochlear implants all the time. This could mean they only take them out to sleep and shower, or it could mean that they only wear them when they most need them. When a person is wearing them, they are still deaf/HoH, and will likely still experience problems associated with that.
Deaf and Hard of Hearing people often hear better in different situations, and hearing loss varies widely between d/Deaf/HoH people. People who are d/Deaf/HoH may hear better in small group situations, when their conversational partner is facing them, and may have trouble with certain frequencies of sound more than other frequencies. For example, they made have trouble understanding conversational speech because most of their hearing loss is high frequency, but be able to hear lower pitched sounds with less difficulty. Other factors that can impact a d/Deaf/HoH personâs ability to hear something include crowded places with lots of background noise and walking on narrow sidewalks where their conversational partner is walking in front of them and facing away.Â
Lipreading isnât easy or accurate. Lipreading can help a d/Deaf/HoH person understand what is being said, but itâs not easy and many people either cannot do it or arenât that good at it. Lipreading works best when good lighting is available, the speaker enunciates clearly and does not mumble, and is facing the lipreader. Even people who are skilled at lipreading will still struggle with understanding what is being said, and have to use clues about context and word order to piece together speech. This can be exhausting to do constantly, and generally isnât enough on itâs own. Not understanding what the people around you are saying can be very isolating.
Sign language isnât a visual form of English, and there isnât just one sign language. American Sign Language is not a a way to speak English with your hands. ASL has distinct rules that do not correspond to English grammar, and ASL does not correspond to the geographic locations where English is spoken. American Sign Language and British Sign Language are distinct, not mutually-intelligible languages, and there are many others around the globe. If your Deaf character grew up and lives in Russia, they probably use Russian Sign Language, not American.
You donât need to write out the gestures and motions of a character speaking whoâs speaking sign language. If your character is communicating in sign language, you may not be sure how to best transcribe what they are saying. Some people will translate the speech into English and italicize it to show that it is a translation. Some people will communicate the meaning of what was being said, rather than writing out any explicit dialogue. But trying to write out the actual physical gestures and adequately describe what a sign or string of signs looks like is just unwieldy and is rarely as clear as you think it is. Not only is this frustrating for actual users of the particular sign language, but most of the people reading your story are probably not going to be sign language users.
Avoid simultaneous communication in both vocal and signed language. Simultaneous communication, or sim com, is a system that people sometimes use, but it doesnât actually make for very good communication. Hearing users of sim com will often forget to sign certain parts of what they are saying or will sign in the grammatical structure of the vocal language rather than the signed one, making their use of language inaccessible to the deaf/HoH person that they are trying to communicate with. Many deaf/HoH people cannot hear or struggle to hear vocal language, which means that they are getting no benefit from their conversational partner using both languages.
Awesome Women Meme:
Female WarriorsÂ
The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you donât have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether thatâs in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you arenât good enough for any of that.
âItâs not the illness,â it says, âYou feel this way because itâs who you are.â
âMental illness is like fighting a war where the enemyâs strategy is to convince you that the war isnât actually happening.â
Me: I canât get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. Iâm so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me. My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
whether or not Iâm attractive now is another thing, but being socialized as âuglyâ and âundesirableâ in public school early on has really taken a toll on me
Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League
Bruce in that last gif âOh will they
will the Justice League pay for the damage
did you get a fifty million dollar holiday bonus from the Daily Planet that you didnât tell me about last year Clark
âThe Justice League will pay for the damageâ
Do you have any idea how much you people are costing me every year Clark
I AM GOING BROKE
I BUILT YOU A SATELLITE STOP BREAKING SHITâ
Iâm beginning to suspect that Batmanâs âneutralization contingenciesâ are not so much about heroes going evil anymoreâŠ
Some of these gifs do kind of explain why he spends his free time daydreaming about how to beat up his friends O.O
steady presence, voice of reason of the group
sheltered kid, too cheerful for their own good
carrying the weight of the world on shoulders, highly trained by shady mentor
why not drink and punch your way out of problems? also smiling is overrated
Shoutout to Daredevil for having what may well be the best in-canon explanation for superhero vigilanteism:
Iâd lay awake at night listening to the sirens. I liked to put stories to them. Trying to figure out what they were for, ambulance or cops, robbery or fire. I donât know, just a stupid game. But after I lost my sight, after my abilities developed, I realized how many sirens there actually were⊠how much this city suffered every single night [âŠ] For years, I buried my head and turned away. Then one night; right after we quit Landman and Zack⊠I heard it. [âŠ] A little girl⊠crying in her bed, in a building down the block. Her father liked to go to her room late at night⊠when his wife was asleep. [âŠ] I called Child Services⊠like youâre supposed to. But the mom, she wouldnât believe it. Said it wasnât true. And the dad, he was smart. He made sure what he did, how he did it, didnât leave a mark. The law couldnât do anything to help that little girl. But I could.
In Mattâs argument here, we as an audience completely understand his motivations, we understand why he tackles the law in the way that he does and itâs hard to disagree with the actions he takes. Itâs easy to ridicule the idea of someone dressing up in a costume and going out to beat up criminals at night, but the way itâs portrayed in this episode, with Charlie Coxâs performance to boot, is so convincing and grounded. Thereâs lots to love in this episode, but this speech will always be a standout to me.
somewhere out there, matt murdock is screaming in a nunnery