Well-Dressed and Unimpressed

23 years old. This blog probably started with a cohesive theme, but it's steadily becoming more random. Apologies.

[welldressedandunimpressed]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kropotkindersurprise]

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

[classicalcanvas]

Lunar night in the Constantinople (1862) by Ivan Aivazovsky

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[rainintheevening]

@welldressedandunimpressed

[welldressedandunimpressed]

So true. I often say I'm actually a parody of myself, lol

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[a-power-outlet]

has this been done before. it's been plaguing me in my dreams so i had to make it real.

[welldressedandunimpressed]

You joke, but years ago, I genuinely thought he was their logo. I was predictably mocked for this

[twilight-skies]

psssttt hey gang hey kings

look what I found

絵描きさん向けのわりとご自由にお使い頂ける手の資料置き場。 資料リクエストがあれば下記フォームから送信してくだ

Just the greatest catalogue of hand pose refs/traces ever created

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

I am watching a video on the history of lemons while eating an orange #rebel #walkingonthewildside

[choasuqeen]

@welldressedandunimpressed

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

[skymagic16]

It's a national holiday