buy me food

[colourofoctober]

When you use the wrong math’s formula but somehow manage to get the answer correct…

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[earthboundricochet]

@struggleagainstreality

[falulu]

@marsincharge

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]

[king-emare]

[theryanproject]

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

OMG

[yikyakapp-blog]

[bitchycode]

accurate

[goldilion-blog]

[saidididntwantone-blog]

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

[slimeh0ney]

[technoskittles]

[lylahammar]

[tachibananabread]

[surprisebitch]

i was already feeling the seriousness of this post until the last gif asdfghjkl

[redditfront]

Guys… - via http://ift.tt/2kt2Xb3

[explainingthejoke]

“La La Land” is a movie.

“La La” also happens to be the name of one of the Teletubbies, which is a group of creatures on a TV show for babies and toddlers. Their names are “La La,” “Tinky Winky,” “Dipsy,” and “Po.”

The final square would, logically following, be “Po Land,” so instead, OP substituted the flag for Poland. For detail, they also edited the color of Emma Stone’s dress to match the color of each Teletubby. Po is red, and fits well with the Polish flag.

This is my 200th post. Thanks for reading.

[stability]

[brbjellyfishing]

I can’t believe you don’t want bofa

[bryanrustache-deactivated201911]

what’s bofa?

[brbjellyfishing]

bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug

[ithelpstodream]

I needed these and I figured you do, too.

[corporation-cats]

[cozyboymayes]

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“how’s your semester going?”

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[sadblackotaku-deactivated201406]

[just-really-terrible-blog]

[brucebocchi]

me immediately after receiving the validation i crave

[milliondollargf-deactivated2024]

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

[samcahntent]

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

[samcahntent]

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.