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[phantomvalkyrie05]

Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal for once!😬

FUCK!

[whitestreamrct2]

I don’t wanna marry Sonic the Hedgehog 😭

@bassyperson @zeldafloof @chezzitezzi + open tags!

[st0rmstruckskyz]

I’m scared hold up

(under the cut cuz blood)

OHHHH HIMIKOOOOO YEAAAASSSSS

@calcium-is-screaming2 and open tags

[calcium-is-screaming2]

my amazing awesome beautiful fantastic wonderful wife robin

@stank-bugg @juno-the-great @creatorofscotchea350 @psyche-official + open tags

[juno-the-great]

I guess I'm getting 2 wives

@waitingonabook @catlover-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @ravengirl-luca + open tags

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

EW HE’S MY CHILD

@mariorat-the-aroace @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @catlover-offical @miko-gone-bad @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unicorngroundzero @loco-the-wolf @the-mycelial-court @littlechaoscryptid @ripplefoxx @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @libertymutualadvertisement @libertymutualnsurance-blog @is

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Hell yeah

Open tags

[tom000]

Sooo is it gonna be V1 or Minos prime?

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[theonlycampix]

[ratlicker1917]

😘😘 found the one for me

[c1cloudwhisperer]

@mal-dot-colm

[sg-se]

🫪 (what does this mean)

[anonmuos]

🐟

??!?!?! What?!??! Huh?!??

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

🐉

What does this mean bruv

[artemisiamasterofnone]

wait no i meant

🍳

Wtf

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

^chef

🔜

How fitting

[tom000]

Soon...

👍 k.

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[tom000]

Ah yes, the gender fluid

[tom000]

This image is the only reason I instantly recognise the Croatian flag

[do-not-u-dare]

do you ever just start a post and then

[tom000]

Yeah, or like when you

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I desperately wish I could reblogs ads. Like who is this man and why is he playing with purple and green balls

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster. If this gets over 10 k notes im gonna be so upset

[tom000]

Wait something's wrong

why are they purple? WHY ARE THEY PURPLE?!

THEY USED TO BE BLUE!

You edited the image didn't you? YOU EDITED THE IMAGE SO THEY'RE PURPLE INSTEAD OF BLUE!

[tom000]

I FOUND AN UNALTERED VERSION!

THEY'RE BLUE! HA!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I desperately wish I could reblogs ads. Like who is this man and why is he playing with purple and green balls

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster. If this gets over 10 k notes im gonna be so upset

[tom000]

Wait something's wrong

why are they purple? WHY ARE THEY PURPLE?!

THEY USED TO BE BLUE!

You edited the image didn't you? YOU EDITED THE IMAGE SO THEY'RE PURPLE INSTEAD OF BLUE!

[tom000]

Are you into Transgender

I'm cool with 'em, not sexually attracted if that's what you mean, but they coo

[tom000]

I am the better one.

[tom000]

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Without saying what it is, post an image that depicts one of your interests. This could be a literal or a metaphorical depiciton. Let's see if people can guess what your interest is based solely off the image!

I think it's pretty damn obvious.

[tom000]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why is this month named May?

Tis the month maize is harvested

[tom000]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD RACES! MAY EDITION! Carly Rae Jepson, writer of the song "Call Me, Maybe". She must sing the song the whole time she runs, but otherwise has no other impediments on her movement. VS An average guy wearing a full "French maid" costume for the first time including cute pumps with a bit of a heel. (And he's surprised to discover he doesn't hate it.)

Which will be the first to cross the finish line 250 yards (basically 250 meters) away? You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

Carly's gonna run out of breath eventually, the average guy is basically just Jax, once he gets used to the high heels he could probably outrun Carly

My money's on the french maid.

[tom000]

Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "There are cursed objects of magical power in the world, but the twist is ___."

(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)

The twist is cancer (the "cursed objects" are just radioactive materials)

[tom000]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A rodeo clown (with standard, bull-wrangling, body armor under their costume). They're armed with a high-quality shovel and a cattle prod. VS A modern, roller derby champion with standard skates and safety gear (helmet, elbow pads and knee pads). They're armed with one small hatchet.

You've got $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

My money's on the clown, the skates sound like a liability.

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Hehe balanced

[tom000]

It's still perfectly balanced!

[tom000]

Absolutely mythical yt homepage pull

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[tom000]