Pretty shit

29, she/they/he, lesbian

[importantcatpics]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[konoko]

[yenthecat]

Please listen to my tiny noises !

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with high white spotting

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[excurseon]

yeah i’m ok ….. it’s just [recurring thought i’ve had since 2014]

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[aropride]

Everypuppy i have awful news. It turns out if you go to sleep 4 hours before you have to wake up, you will only get 4 hours of sleep

[aropride]

What is the cause of this ?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

[pjharvey]

i approach human relationships in a normal manner

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[slitherpunk]

potato ingot (hash brown)

[slitherpunk]

it really is like they say this website is hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[weepingchoir]

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.

[thebibliosphere]

Childhood friend texted me and asked how I’m doing and I said, oh, y’know. Eyeing the path that leads up to the Iron Age fairy mound we warned never to go near as kids, and going up there to scream my full government name because anything is better than this.

Anyway. She’s on the next train down. So that’s nice.

[thebibliosphere]

And yes, this is the same fairy mound my dad once left me at by mistake because he thought my mother had me.

Then said quite calmly when I appeared toddling down the path on my own unscathed, “welp, they either didn’t want you or they didn’t want you back. Either way, let’s not tell your mother about this one.”

It’s been 25+ years and I’m still getting blackmail mileage out of that one.

[spookihope]

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

[spookihope]

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

[isabellecantread]

in the corner, straight up, "losing it", and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My religion