[loupsgarou]

his babygirl tendencies have bewitched me body and soul

[infiniteoreos]

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

[tobacconist]

tilda swinton could play reviewbrah in a biopic

[hotgirlsasuke-deactivated202011]

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

[st-pam]

Bat needs his early night drink before he can go to his job

[plumslices]

[jessepinkmanbf]

look at this perfect profile picture ( gif by justfrowzy )

[frottinq]

when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me

[fieldtomatoes]

“Why does the Queen never wave with this haun?”

[coolgirlepicblog-deactivated202]

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

[shivyuri]

[burn-4u]

Fuck he talking about

[britnxyspears]

What isnt FUCKING clicking god damn it

[ryonahole-deactivated20220725]

Oldest male daughter syndrome

[teaboot]

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

[slfcare]

there’s no rule as to how big or how small you’re allowed to dream. if you just want a small home and an orange kitchen and four cats that’s just as reasonable of a goal to work for as a big new york penthouse. and if all you really want is a simplistic career that isn’t the center of your life then that’s just as valid as dreaming of becoming a famous fashion designer or ceo. i know everyone keeps urging you to dream big, but dreams can be as simple and small as you want. they’ll always be valid. you decide how you want to live and what kind of life you want, no one else.

[bees-and-mice-and-frogs-and]

I feel like instead of saying "dream big" we should say "dream vividly."

I think having a good image of what you want is more important than the scale of the dream.

[the-haiku-bot]

I feel like instead

of saying “dream big” we should

say “dream vividly.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[papasmoke]

I wish every service worker had the power to astrally project visions of uninhibited merciless violence into the mind of any customer who tries to treat them like shit

[avvocarlo]

not my tinky winky ass slipping in the tubby custard