if i ever leave, i could learn to miss you

minors DNI no age = block

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jacob elordi do a live action tarzan and i will forgive you for wuthering heights

[sapropel]

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

[leebee287]

"Darkspawn are all mindless killing machines"

ok but they have their own weapons, that they know how to skillfully wield; and their own armour - meaning that there has to be darkspawn making those weapons and armour, and darkspawn teaching other darkspawn how to use those weapons (both of which could be ghouls) and the darkspawn has to have the capacity to learn how to use weapons and put on armour.

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[bisforbutch]

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.

[seekingatruthbeyondme]

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

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[targetedknowledge]

[saul-tortellini]

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more

[mero7t]

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[officialgleamstar]

you characterize that man as a strict domtop because you think he’s domineering and suave. i characterize that man as a strict domtop because i think he’s repressed and weird about penetration. we are not on the same team

[tonesplash]

hey just wanna say i fucking love your blog

thank u sincerely, i cycle between lamenting my hiatus and hovering my finger over the delete button

[tonesplash]

I have a head cannon that if Edward were in any group chat, he’d probably only send the most bland overused memes lmaooo

hes sending single emojis for direct questions and ancient captionless photos then sets his phone down like

"try reading my thoughts FOR ONCE" 😏

[vrabia]

people who use the 👀 emoji in work chats to mean something to the effect of 'i saw your reply' freak me out PLEASE use the thumbs up emoji like a goddamn professional, 👀 is for the other group chat i've got open where someone just linked a fic examining the religious implications of fingering your frenemy's stab wound