Suitcases filled with shoeboxes

Books Bartending and Badassery

[tonguetiedandturned]

Garnishes on point #mint #umbrella #tikimug (at HANA Melbourne)

[tonguetiedandturned]

Hehe #led #sign #bar #cocktail #tikibar #hana (at HANA Melbourne)

[tonguetiedandturned]

Now that’s a devil of an egg #devilledeggs #mint #pea #goatscheese (at Fancy Hank's)

[tonguetiedandturned]

Coconut Cream Pudding #anzacbiscuit #whippedcream #taostedcoconut #poachedpeachesinsyrup & Lemon Meringue #frenchmeringue #preservedlemon #hazelnutbutterdigestive (at Fancy Hank's)

[tonguetiedandturned]

Big beers, big cocktails #berlinbar #birthday #drinks #cocktails #luftwaffesour (at Berlin Bar)

[tonguetiedandturned]

Two of my faves getting messy , Happy Birthday Luca! #hemichase #lucaking #firstbirthday (at Mazz & Claires)

[tonguetiedandturned]

My favourite spot #phillipisland #reading

[tonguetiedandturned]

Yes it did ! Thanks Sam !@stargazerwine #tupelo #newwinelist #pinotgris #riesling #gerwurtztraminer #tasmania (at Fancy Hank's)

[tonguetiedandturned]

Guy didn’t show up for his interview, got to spend the afternoon in a park #notcompletelyupset #littlebitwarm (at Spring Street, Melbourne)

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[tonguetiedandturned]

True

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Adam Ellis

[burtonien]

Movie Meme: Relationships [1/5] : Morticia & Gomez Addams,

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. 

[carazelaya]

Last sunset in Scandinavia. I’ll miss you, Stockholm. 🇸🇪

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

oops

[Tweet]

[tonguetiedandturned]

Hehehehe

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[tonguetiedandturned]

YES!

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[tonguetiedandturned]

Love it

[blacklionkeith-deactivated20170]

the force awakens + the elements

[givemekyloren]

i love this

[mass-nerderer-deactivated202501]

You forgot one

[itsmooments]

@huntingsomething

[tonguetiedandturned]

BAH - HA! Yes!