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They seem like the secondary couple that the protagonist and his girlfriend hang out.

Hey Ringo by George Harrison🥹🥹🥹🥹…

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

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my-lover

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

letsbelonelytogetherr

— Greg Santora

letsbelonelytogetherr

— Nina LaCour via letsbelonelytogetherr

lemonsweet

still so fucking funny

b0ywiththeblues

the reason i love oasis is because they are a walking, talking contradiction. like, they’re one of the biggest bands in the uk to the point they’re considered “overrated” and yet you cross the atlantic and suddenly no one has a clue who they are. they’re objectively ugly but also, somehow, devastatingly fit. they dress like blokes who got lost on the way to the off-licence and still ended up as fashion icons. they perform working-class authenticity despite having been multimillionaires for longer than they were ever poor. they’ve written songs that feel spiritually life-changing and they all sound exactly the same, with the same three chords rearranged and lightly plagiarised. none of them are technically exceptional musicians, yet noel is still a songwriting genius, and liam is considered one of the greatest frontmen of all time even though he just stands there like a statue for the entire gig and his voice went to shit after 2002. they are loud, uneducated, emotionally illiterate men but their songs have the most delicate and profound lyrics ever. they’re famously awful evil people, and yet free of any truly career-ending controversial allegations. they are rock’n’roll legends who live like bored middle-aged dads. they’re worshipped by hooligans and casual culture while putting out the most needy, homoerotic, emotionally codependent music known to man. they treated women appallingly and yet every ex still speaks of them with fondness, still a bit in love, and their kids absolutely adore them. and at the centre of it all are two brothers who despise each other, batter each other regularly, then snog with tongue and spend their entire discography circling the weirdly incestuous gravitational pull of their relationship. they’re massive bellends and i genuinely could not have chosen a better band to be obsessed with.