Bill “Hoosier” Smith Headcannons (Smut)
@cptsparkyspeirs: can I request some dating / best friend headcanons for Hoosier Smith?🌸
Anon: Any chance I could get a dating/friends with Hoosier and Sidney Phillips from the pacific? P.S. I love your blog!
Anon: Hi just asked about Hoosier and Phillips, could those be smutty and romantic?
As A Significant Other:
He’s pretty distant
And has his own way of showing you how he loves you
Because he doesn’t verbally communicate well
So one day you’ll wake up with a present on your lap
And you open it to find the necklace that you had looked at while on a date with him
Or you’ll go out to your car and find it freshly washed
And there’ll be a box of chocolates waiting on the kitchen counter when you come home from work.
He takes you out on dates that he know’s you’ll love
So they’re specifically tailored towards your personality
Basically, imagine your dream date and he’ll make it happen.
He kisses you like there’s no tomorrow
So it’s rough but not rushed
And he’ll place his hand on the back of your neck
So he can have more control and get a better angle
And his other hand will rest on your waist
While he backs you up against a wall
And if he gets really into it
He’s going to lift you up
And have you wrap your legs around him
While he walks the two of you over to your room
And you hastily undress each other
Until he’s roughly making love to you
While he bites and sucks down your neck and chest
And thrusting into you
Making you moan as loud as possible
Because his ultimate goal is to have you screaming his name.
As A Best Friend:
He’s not always there to hang out with you
But he’s always there for you
Like, you can ask him earlier in the day if he wants to go to a bar with you
And he’ll be busy
So you go to the bar by yourself
And you give him a call telling him that someone there is bothering you
And he’ll be there in three minutes flat.
You two met in high school
At the principals office
You were both waiting outside
And you got to talking
You were in there to talk to the principal about the mathletes club and how it was losing funding
And he was in there because he punched a guy in the face and knocked him to the ground
You were best friends ever since.
He feels a strong urge to keep you safe
And he kind of treats you like a child
Because he’s never really had someone to protect before
So he doesn’t entirely know how to treat you
But you don’t get irritated all the time
Because it’s actually very sweet.





















