The Cutest Shitposter Ever

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[morbidbitchesque-deactivated201]

[smelterdemon-deactivated2014043]

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[twitterlols]

[tsunderrated]

[tastefullyoffensive]

#TinyTrump (Part One)

[memewhore]

[tonypurty]

Sometimes I think about why I don't have a boyfriend and then I remember that one of my only real crushes committed suicide so maybe I don't want one

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

OH

[adeles]

I’m not a princess.

[dollygale]

strong words from someone whose introduction was a musical number

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[keatonpatti]

[kiwi]

Listen I’ve never ever ordered something different from Subway. I always order the same thing, without fail. Same sandwich, same toppings, same everything and I don’t ever plan on changing it or trying anything different. 16 years of hundreds of the same fckin sandwich

[kiwi]

for some reason it makes me really happy to see ppl reblogging this post and adding that ONE SANDWICH they get at subway

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[perhapsarat]

has anyone ever before been so comprehensively torn to shreds in their life tho

[dalekofchaos]

My favorite part about that line is that it implies that Gilderoy Lockhart was a more competent teacher than Dolores Umbridge. And that may be the biggest insult in the entire series.

[animentality]

Minerva left no fucking survivors with that one.

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

[gaymathematics]

*me at the mere thought of living and existing*