megatron's right hand arm man

I'm Megatron's everything. His confidant. His best friend. His silly rabbit. mid20s/no pronouns/afro-latine/lesbian this is my selfship blog 18+ only minors will be blocked

[carnival-phantasm]

Me welcoming my dear followers to my blog

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[valtsv]

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

[dailydoseofmegs]

10/10 view.

[salsaisg00d]

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[kkoribyeol]

Holoform Megatron & Optimus Prime

[eraserheadadult]

the actual thing preventing me from ever getting into self shipping is that there's no fat butch dykes in the media anywhere

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[mail-me-a-snail]

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

[mail-me-a-snail]

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

[rumman]

with fat pussy comes fat responsibility

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[apartmentstore]

my favourite post in the whole wide world

[knucklecurve]

the core of the fujo fantasy being the externality of the penis

[knucklecurve]

for those who live in a day-to-day world of can’t-find-the-clit, i think there’s something really alluring about the visible immediacy of a hard cock. both in the sense of “the stark clarity of the boner as a barometer of want” (James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild) but also in the (portrayed) comparative ease of casual gay sex acts like frotting and handjobs. your desire is easily known and seen (in the dickprint) and it is easily quenched (with a quick wad of spit and a few pumps). compare this to the torture nexus of the average cisgender woman’s experience of heterosexual intercourse, and also to the less torturous but factual reality that satisfying sex (for anyone!) requires some amount of communication and trial/error. the fantasy is that your needs are immediately known and met without having to ask or direct. the fantasy is that the clit becomes unmissable and unignorable!!!

see also: extreme focus on precome/wetness, ass eating as literary pseudo-cunnilingus, the prostate as a literary pseudo-g-spot, the general glossing-over of bottom prep

[mctreeleth]

#and the ‘narrative inconvenience’ of bottom prep #bc you want them to fuck spontaneously #the second biggest ‘inconvenience’ after bottom prep is multiple orgasms but refractory periods can also be glossed over #omegaverse basically takes all this and makes it text

(tags by @transfemmbeatrice)

[bugswags]

I see you

[bugswags]

ICU

[phillip-bankss]

my transformers comic 10

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run