Have y'all seen my cat treadmill?
You talking about a treadmill like that ain’t a whole cheetah.
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Have y'all seen my cat treadmill?
You talking about a treadmill like that ain’t a whole cheetah.
Me: I’m having such a good time
Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends
Me:
If she dies she dies
my sister lives with a cat named squangela
this is squangela
Did the cat just give–
Cats actually can tell babies are little humans and as a general rule of thumb they tend to go easier on babies and will tolerate more behaviors they usually do not tolerate in adults. Not only that but many cats can become overprotective of babies and show them a lot of affection. Or if they hate babies they will just hide and run away instead of attacking. Obviously exceptions exist, but I find this proclivity to be so heartwarming
Cats raise kittens as a community so if the humans have a baby it’s a community baby that they will also help love and raise!
These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.
Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.
But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.
The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.
You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-
Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.
So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.
This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous.
A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury
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I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them
This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
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Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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