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kereru | 21 | infp masterlist hasn't been updated yikes ~ask box is open~

[too-many-butterflies]

I’m...back?

Hello to all of my total 222 (nice) followers. It’s weird returning to this tumblr account after not posting anything for, I believe, 2 years. It’s been 2 years since I was really, deeply into kpop (I’m still very into k R&B) and looking through my posts now feels like looking at someone else’s work. I guess this account has been a neat time capsule of my later years of high school/early years of university. 

I’m probably just speaking into the ether, but since my last post I’ve graduated with a degree, a diploma and now am doing a masters in something I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid. I’ve been lucky enough to do so - many people haven’t, especially this year. 

So, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re doing okay. And if you’re not, and would like to talk about it, just message me. I can’t promise things will get better in the immediate future, but I can be here for anyone who would like to vent. Or not. If you would just like me to post fanfics or imagines or whatever, I can do that too. Thanks for continuing to follow this dead account (I’m guessing people just forgot they were following this). Here’s to a not-so-sucky rest of the year and a better future ahead. 

[demongyeom]

[ #Jus2NOW ]

오늘은 Jus2 <FOCUS> PREMIERE SHOWCASE TOUR가 시작되는 첫날입니다! 아가새 여러분을 만날 생각에 Jus2의 심장은 두근두근! 뽐겸의 환상적인 케미를 보여드릴 테니 기대 많이 해주세요

Today is the first day of Jus2 <FOCUS> PREMIERE SHOWCASE TOUR! Jus2’s heart is pounding, thinking of meeting you guys. BeomGyeom are going to show you their fantastic chemistry. Please look forward to it.

[too-many-butterflies]

did i crawl back onto tumblr just because Jus2, bias and bias-wrecker, are a thing? yes

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[kylorhens]

EVERYTHING PROGRESSIVE GOT WORSE

[caroldanversenthusiast]

At the press conference today for Endgame, Brie noticed women were getting over looked

brie larson uses her power to give other women opportunities and i love her

UPDATE:

i love her so much

[bellesreverie]

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[aderukitten]

A few months ago I lost my kitty of 8 years

He was my comfort and my best friend

My last wish for him would be this picture of him in a sweater to go viral

[lifeofcynch]

he will not be forgotten.

[ouma-against-dickheads]

Make this motherfucker viral

[spalacloset]

@spaladoon

Fic where all of the Avengers are trying to teach tech stuff to Steve (especially Tony who just gets so annoyed at his apparent tech incompetence) but he just seems super hopeless at it until one day one of them stumbles across a youtube account that’s filled with a series of videos titled ‘How Long Can I Keep My Friends Convinced I Have No Idea What Technology Is’ and it turns out he’s been gaming them for YT hits for months.

[wombatking]

“How do I make the Google do the thing” has over 30 million hits alone. 

[obeekris]

@copperbadge why is this screaming your name? :)

[copperbadge]

It works even better if you put it in a universe where they all have secret identities, so rather than Captain America conning, say, Hawkeye, it’s just some super built dude who for some reason (probably that he’s blond) is vastly underestimated by his equally anonymous friends. A debate rages constantly in the comments about whether that guy IS Tony Stark or just a ringer. 

[darthstitch]

a.  Steve’s username is brooklyn1917 and the top question he keeps getting is “Are you really Captain America?”   The other question is “Please tell us if you’re actually Chris Evans.” 

b.  Steve eventually makes a video to address these two questions.  Except he basically spends the video laughing for like five minutes and then just smiles this ACTUAL LITTLE SHIT GRIN and then goes, “No, I’m not Chris Evans.”  It drives his fans into a frothing frenzy.

c.  After the “How Do I Make Google Do The Thing” debacle, the next most popular videos are “How Do I Get My Email Through YouTube?” and “Why is My Email Not in My Mailbox Outside My Door?”  There are varying reactions among the Avengers for this.  Natasha’s “I’m Going to Kill You Very Slowly™” Face is terrifying.  Clint’s “There Is Not Enough Coffee In the World” Lament is priceless.  And Tony…. well.  Tony’s Rant is Lord of the Rings Epic with Fan Fiction thrown in.  

d.  Thor is the first person to figure out that Steve is a Little Shit™ and totally joins him on the Trolling.

e.  Bruce was the one who actually discovered the YouTube channel.  He was promptly bribed into silence by copious amounts of Sarah Rogers’ Patented Chocolate Fudge Magic Brownies™. 

f.  Bruce’s favorite video is the Instagram Saga, in which Steve Rogers Has Everyone Else Convinced That He Thinks This Is Really a Telegram Service. 

g.  Currently, Sam Wilson is about to be bribed into keeping silence and to aid and abet any and all shenanigans. 

h.  Peter Parker is one of Steve’s number one fans and is responsible for feeding Steve more ideas in his YouTube comments.

[elfwreck]

i. The one Steve had the most fun with was “Where Do I Light the Fire in the Microwave?” He destroyed three of them before the team forbade him to go near the kitchen. (There was also an incident with a toaster, and one of the three microwaves did a round in the dishwasher “to put the tiny waves back in it, now that I let them leak out.”)

[shadowdarkleonidascrusade]

THIS IS GREAT I NEED MORE THINGS ON THIS POST

[quousque]

a constant running gag: whenever Tony is trying to explain to Steve how to do something on his smartphone, Steve whips a computer mouse out of his pocket and starts trying to use it to click on stuff on the screen since “that’s how you select stuff on computers, right? You already showed me how to do this”

actually just videos of steve whipping a computer mouse out of his pocket whenever he encounters a screen in everyday life and trying to make it click on stuff

trying to fold a desktop computer in half (and succeeding because he’s superhumanly strong) after being introduced to laptops

steve visiting a post office and dropping off a pile of letters with email addresses written on them, while natasha tries to explain to him that that’s not how that works

[aaliyahbreaux]

[falalalalalalalala]

Marvel is smart.

Not only do we sit excitedly and watch post-credit scenes that tell us about future Marvel movies,

but we sit and watch the credits.

We look at the mass of names that scroll through of people who worked on the film.

There’s a production assistant who stands for nearly fourteen hours during Infinity War filming in Edinburgh whose task was to ask a waiting crowd to be quiet during a take. Or this PA switched off with another to walk around with snack trays and waters for crew and talent.

There’s a Winter Soldier location scout who walked around all of Cleveland, Ohio looking for the best place for the interior SHIELD headquarters. They used the Cleveland Museum of Art for the glass lobby that Steve Rogers falls through when he jumps from the elevator.

There’s the food caterers for Spider-Man Homecoming who make sure the cast and crew are fed lunch everday.

Fun Fact: No matter if you’re filming from 6 PM to 6 AM, the production company is required to give cast and crew a meal for a 12-14 hour workday. The meal is halfway through the workday. No matter if you’re eating the meal at 2 AM or 2 PM, this meal will always be called “lunch.”

There’s the Scripty. Her job is to sit behind the camera with the director with the script in hand. She knows the script intimately. She makes sure the actors are saying the correct lines and saying them in the correct time. She is in charge of continuity. If a prop is in the wrong hand at the beginning of a take, she’ll let the talent and director know.

(Also, if there’s anyone who knows the most about Endgame—it’s the Scripty!)

There’s the sound department. The boom operator works with microphones and holds a boom mic so you can catch every line clearly without feedback and background noise. Keep in mind these are 12-14 hour workdays, and boom operators need to stay in uncomfortable positions to get the best sound.

There’s the mass of special effects crew who worked individually so Mark Ruffalo can go looking like this:

To this:

It’s not just the actors, the directors, and the producers who work on a film. I didn’t even scratch the surface on the careers in the film industry.

Marvel is smart. They want the audience to sit and recognize everyone who worked on their films.

So sit back while you’re waiting for a post-credit scene in Captain Marvel and Endgame and enjoy and acknowledge all of the names that pass through. Their only recognition is through the end credits.

These people work hard behind the scenes so you can enjoy the movies you love today.

[dangertoozmanykids101]

Yes. Yes. Yes!!!!

[animentality]

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

[chaoticcarmel]

I need to dance in a pretty lingerie listening to obscure French music. Aphrodite wants it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

[riddlernight]

TOM HIDDLESTON EXUDES SEXINESS AT A LEVEL 1000. LIKE DAMN SON.

[theimpossibleg1rl]

@bambamwolf87 @caramell0w

[yekkes]

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

[celestialinent]

hey yall dumb fucks reblogging this and yapping about how, ur life is actually super hard as a younger sibling…

the ‘eldest sisters are oppressed’ thing is based on the fact that the oldest girls in many families are, a lot of the time, drafted into watching her younger siblings to the point that shes more of a young third parent than a kid anymore. shes expected to be incredibly responsible while her younger siblings get to make mistakes. she get to do more housework than her father because apparently men shouldn’t have to watch laundry.

op is obviously referring to the ways in which older sisters ( nope not brothers) are forced into maternal roles by both society and their parents for a number of reasons, not limited to society’s insistence that they must learn to become mothers early. theres also the fact that many families both need and cant afford childcare. this idea that an oldest sister is free childcare is bullshit.

[kceyagi-deactivated20190519]

There’s a book called “The Eldest Daughter Effect” that goes into detail about this. And it applies to the oldest daughter so even if the oldest child is a boy and the second child is a daughter, she is the one who ends up getting all that extra pressure and responsibilities for younger siblings. 

[treeflesh-moved]

*sips tea* Sounds about right.

[teaboot]

Being the oldest daughter is like being a third parent to children you didn’t have.

[ambulatoryhoodie]

It’s true and pert of the reason I don’t want kids, I basically already raised two and don’t wanna deal with that again

[papi-chulo-bucky]

This is so true.

My poor older sister had to watch a newborn me for three weeks when my mom went to jail and my dad had to find work.

To this day, I still thank her for that even though she shouldn’t have had to do it. ♥️

[cryptic-prey]

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

[lesbianskunkrat]

show us the possum 

[cryptic-prey]

[honey-and-gunpowder]

Attention Fellow Witches!

I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MAGICAL ASS WITCH SHOP AND WHY IT’S IMPORTANT TO YOU!

This place is called Maggie’s Pharm and it’s unique to my hometown of Memphis TN. They have existed for over 35 years now, surviving through the recession and managing to stay afloat when all else around them disappeared. They are locally owned and nearly ALL of their products are handmade. They have a phenomenal selection of oils and shampoos, as well as all kinds of medicinal remedies and teas and soaks to help those in need.

The great thing about them is that not only do the have superior customer service (some of the nicest and most helpful people I have EVER met, and their knowledge base is just amazing - you can ask them literally any question about their products, or ask for advice on how to achieve a certain outcome and they’ll ALWAYS answer with a polite and humble air. Very Educated), but they also DO NOT BOAST using their products in place of proper medical care for serious conditions. They advocate a harmony and melding of the two, and I think that’s just great.

BUT LET ME GET TO THE MEAT OF WHY I MADE THIS POST. 

THEIR HERBS.

Guys. GUUUUUYS. They literally have every herb you could ever think of. And their spice collection is impressive as well. And everything is FRESH and NEW. They are constantly turning over and taking care of their products. Like, every time I’ve been in there, there’s some lady taking down the jars and examining them, refilling whats low or dumping what may have sat for too long. This shit is legit. These people take great pride in their work and it shows in the product. Maggie’s has never let me down in all these years (even before my witchy days, when I was simply going in there for their special tea blends and their homemade skin care products.)

The best part? Everything is reasonably priced. Nothing over the top. 

For example, today I bought Jasmine, Chamomile, Thyme, Basil, Peppermint, Sandalwood, Red Rosebud Petals, Mugwort, Sage, Dandelion Root, Cayenne Pepper, Rosemary, Lavender AND a new mortar and pestle all for like 34 bucks. You can’t beat that dude.

Now why am I telling you all this, my dear witchy friends, when most likely you live very far away from this place and can’t access these wonders?

WELL GOOD NEWS. THEY SHIP.

That’s right you heard me. THEY’LL SHIP ANYWHERE YOU WANT.

I’m not sure about outside the US, you’d have to call and ask them, but I DO KNOW they can for sure send anywhere in the US. But LOOK GUYS. This is a great place and you can totally utilize it in your craft.

In a world where technology and the internet reign supreme, it’s nice to see that some truly magical homely places like this still exist in the world. I know its easy to buy online (and it may be a bit cheaper too) but please PLEASE give these guys a look and a shout out. 

We don’t want the magical witch shops of the world to disappear.

So please, if you can, give these lovely people a try. You won’t be disappointed I can promise you. And they deserve support more than you could ever know.

Thanks everyone <3 -hugs you all-

www.maggiespharm.com

[studylikeknope]