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She/they Mostly reposts for the lols

[frankiedotbiz]

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

[fantasyamazon-deactivated202605]

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

[sreegs]

ah you can't tip yourself

[schpeelah]

Wow, that’s direct

[evilkitten3]

[dwagom]

i hope a wizard imprisons elon musk in an nft

[outrageous-sextism]

[emirrart]

Thank u discord

[emirrart]

as the movie draws ever nearer this keeps making its rounds. thank you sonic fans

[the-caped-shadow]

I can’t help but chuckle whenever Tails introduces himself by stating, “My name’s Miles Prower, but my friends call me Tails” because… well… Eggman calls him Tails…

[the-caped-shadow]

Whatever you say, Tails!

Source: Sonic Universe, Issue #35 (2011)

[birdsareblooming]

I think Eggman thinks “Tails” Is just his real name

[patema-introverted]

Eggman goes to a science conference and decides to sit in on a rocket-science lecture by some dude called Dr. Miles Prower and then has a heart attack when Tails walks onto the stage and starts talking

[smugbugunderarug]

id like to see that happen lol

bonus:

[the-caped-shadow]

THIS ADDITION IS AMAZING!

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[operation-breakdown]

important story differences

[hypnoticwinter]

important addendum

[timeloopfemme]

i think its fine for straight actors to play gay characters but if they do it they have to actually get into it and give us good convincing kisses. if elliot page can suck passionate face with michael cera in 2007 u can kiss another man like u fucking mean it for 5 seconds

[lieutenantkim]

if you’re not embodying heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhaal’s nose making out with him against a wall then what are you even doing

[timeloopfemme]

you get it

[funnytwittertweets]

[milfbro]

next year they should add a category for the audience to vote on to elect someone to get punched in the face on stage

[todaysbird]

sometimes reading something a child wrote about their beloved webkinz in 2008 makes it all okay

[miiilowo]

[nonbinary-adhd]

having adhd means i get special vip access to new emotions, such as Evil Boredom. its boredom but it turns me evil

[wellwaterhysteria]

new reblog game! where have YOU guys nearly drowned?

[dajo42]

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

[dajo42]

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

[teaboot]

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

[dajo42]

just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller

[sagihairius]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”