Sup

Trust me, I'm probably just joking

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[m--rtyr]

Typical friendgroup-living-in-city sitcom but one of them is a fetish artist. Everything’s the same except whenever someone ends up in an awkward or compromising position, the artist takes a photo of them for reference.

There’s an episode where they’re all trying to avoid going to a gallery the freak’s art is being displayed at but end up there one way or another and it’s all really beautiful paintings of their adventures.

They’re still using those photos for porn reference ofc but sometimes they do cute stuff with it too.

[threedollarsdotcom]

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

[ryan-sometimes]

What’s funny about being goth or punk is that kids generally aren’t scared of you. When I’m all dressed up with the big hair, dark makeup, and spiky clothes, little girls in particular treat me like I’m a disney princess

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[captain-price-returns]

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

No,,,,,,, we are not!

[captain-price-returns]

These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

[goth-queen]

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[despazito]

[busket]

omfg my post. I made this lmfao

[jessie-buns]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[captain-price-returns]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming