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am i sitting in a tin can
far above the world
If one did want to pirate season 9 of 9-1-1 ABC, where would one find it… preferably a site that works in New Zealand
HOLLANDER V ROSANOV
... mma au anyone?
never forget that everything in the world is about supernatural.
Nobody asked me to but I can’t sleep so these are all my favorite relationship reveal hollanov fics (as someone who lives in that tag)
Starting off strong: (also made this and realized I don’t explain the fic just my vague opinion on them but idk trust my judgement anyway)
where nobody knows you
This is the hollanov reveal fic. It was only finished in January and I’ve reread it about 8 times. I was rereading it before it was finished. I love Yuna and idk if my son was hiding a relationship from me for 8 years I’d fall into hysteria so I love the exploration of her reaction. I love that it’s about Yunas perspective on Shane’s relationship and not just his relationship with Ilya. It’s really beautiful ngl, I be crying.
Silver Lining (Golden Seams)
I genuinely cannot explain my obsession with this fic. It’s really great and it shows a realistic (crazy adjective to use) perspective on Shane’s view of Svetlana. Plus Svetlana clocks his shit and I live for that.
Worlds Worst Ally
Hayden Pike isn’t homophobic, just confused. Momentary angst but it’s Hayden pov so mostly just funny.
Miscommunications (Lead to Fallout)
This one was so funny. I love reading Hayden Pike reactions cause he’s kinda stupid.
I Like Jane For You
Another Hayden Pike reveal but he’s really funny and this one gave me so much secondhand embarrassment. It’s a whole series so look at that too!
Scott Hunter's Life-Changing Road Trip
This one is super cute and I highkey need more Scott Hunter + Hollanov content. But everyone was so supportive it was so cute
(omg speaking of of hunter + hollanov im looking for a fic where they slowly reveal their relationship like menaces to him and kip and drop the bomb on everyone at kingfisher—so specific I know) - update: found it Oh Captains, queer captains
Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
This whole series owns my soul. Ugh I love social media crack but it’s really deep too? Go read it!
Would You Believe
I have a really deep love for Scott and Shane in this, like their segment is short compared to the whole thing but it’s what made me bookmark. It’s very cutesy.
First Time WAG
The reveal actually isn’t a big part of this but I think the buildup is really funny. Also can we please give Shane and Ilya more friends to talk to.
Right Formula, Wrong Answer
More Hayden Pike reveals, more me falling out of my chair laughing.
hot mics and hotter rivalries
This fic is so good I’m 100% you’ve read it by now. I love a good crack reveal.
something you can fix
Less of a reveal and more of a forced outing, but there’s a reveal in there. I’m a really angsty girl ngl.
Maybe a Good Change?
This one is so good and such a good angsty reveal. And a fix-it! Another Hayden Pike reveal. If you guys can’t tell I really love friendship.
ways they didn't find out
It’s a series! But like a series of one-shots not a series series. Everything in it is so good, I laugh, I cry it’s beautiful. I’ve read all of these a bunch of times. My favorites: fuck the news, love and other drugs, Yuna Hollander fucks around and finds out, and Hayden and Ilya cuddle (not clickbait)
unknowingly knowing
This one technically isn’t a reveal. Just chaotic hockey player group chats with Lily and Jane. But it’s really sweet and really funny and wtf is Mitty/Connors and why do I love it?
And if you’ve made it this far down you must really like reveals and that’s great cause I’m looking for two! 1) Shane’s dad walks in while Ilya and Shane are on the phone (Shane’s hospitalized) and listens to Ilya rant in Russian while Shane is asleep and 2) one where Yuna calls “lily” for Shane (still hospitalized) and Shane starts instigating phone sex (he’s loopy and Ilya doesn’t know she’s there)
hollanov drag queen au. shane is a pageant queen and ilya is a fashion queen
not the same but have you seen the reddit au where they post as “lily” and “jane” and everyone is convinced they’re rival sapphic pageant queens
anyway, yes. shane would be a pageant queen who struggles with comedy challenges but is an extremely polished performer. she can sew at a basic level but prefers to have others make her garments. ilya is a fashion queen with solid comedy chops but cannot carry a tune to save her life and is criticized for being a little bit underdeveloped as a performer, even tho the look are immaculate (she wins the design challenges easily). shane eventually wins their original season but ilya obliterates the other girls on her all-stars season
hollanov fic rec list part eight
(one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve)
the lily files SERIES, teen. in which various people try and figure out what's up with lily, shane's mystery boyfriend, and also hayden is a #transally for a bit.
want you the right way explicit, 3k, oneshot. omegaverse. ilya's in heat, shane helps out. beta/omega. i LOVE a non-alpha/omega fic, i won't lie. or an omega topping fic. this one is both which makes it even better
just take it explicit, 2k, oneshot. shane stims (flappy hands!!!) during sex. this was fun and cute and hot.
baby centaurs teen, 11k, oneshot. hollanov parent the rookies. very funny, very cute.
i really hope you're gonna get out soon mature, 24k, complete. a massive cloud hack reveals a lot of athlete's private messages and pictures during the soichi olympics. ilya has to run.
i know where to draw the line explicit, 10k, ongoing. in a world where ilya rozanov was born three years later and shane hollander was born three years earlier, the hotshot rookie rozanov joins the metros under captain shane hollander. i LOVE a changeup in dynamics and i definitely am itching for this specific one.
does it make me better teen, 6k, oneshot. yuna goes over to the cottage after ilya leaves for boston. they talk.
knots between pearls explicit, 6k, oneshot. you thought this was omegaverse! no. shane calls ilya 'sir' and wears a collar with his name. it drives ilya mad with how badly he wants it.
that'll leave a mark gen, 4k, oneshot. shane tries to stop fights on the ice. he's not very successful. fun character-driven snippets of hockey.
a load of lies gen, 5k, oneshot. ilya rozanov, unfortunately, has been pavlov'd into getting horny over laundry. the other centaurs are genuinely baffled as to why he keeps being so fucking weird over laundry days. a fucking banger i laughed too hard. i too believe this hc wholeheartedly btw.
there is teen, 6k, oneshot. yuna hollander's pov after shane's accident- mostly, she's concerned as to why her son keeps speaking french. it becomes clear later.
the last boston year teen, 15k, ongoing. there's a year between the cottage and moving to ottawa- this is it.
how i wish you were here explicit, 13k, complete. in summer 2016, david hollander has a heart attack and goes to the hospital- and all shane wants is ilya by his side. their relationship changes.
talk about it mature, 7k, oneshot. part of the speaking your language series (linked before!). shane grows up speaking french. between him and ilya, english is a tenuous thread, but they both know what the other person means anyway.
good on my own accord explicit, 12k, ongoing. another goalie!shane has hit the towers and we are WINNING. ilya can't fucking score against hollander, and despite what the rest of the world thinks, that makes him his rival.
the romance of somewhere where trains go mature, 2k, oneshot. shane starts learning russian. totally for his new rookie and not at all for rozanov, really.
pretty in lace explicit, 3k, oneshot. a little lingerie and feminization and subbing on a friday night for shane hollander.
lily and jane's reddit adventures SERIES. hollanov seek advice on reddit for their emotional struggle, under their aliases. this does spark a bit of an rpf craze over the two (possibly pageant queens?) lesbians having The Crazy Situationship Of All Time.
three fics by the same author here, but i simply couldn't just do one, so:
sound like him unrated, 1k, oneshot. dialogue-only fic. shane calls ilya after the fight with scott hunter. they manage to get some relationship development in there.
i just thought you might like it explicit, 10k, oneshot. ilya gets shane a necklace. they fuck. it's good.
dust bunny explicit, 37k, oneshot. a rumor that shane hollander is gay grows, and grows, and grows. ilya helps.
#ilyarozanoviscancelled SERIES, mature. if ilya rozanov would stop saying fag or being a menace on twitter, things might be a little easier for literally anyone.
let's make a team explicit, 4k, oneshot. they have a threesome with scott hunter.
play along mature, 1k, oneshot. ilya and the admirals play drunk truth or dare; he gets asked to call hollander and use a pickup line on him.
logistically efficient explicit, 4k, oneshot. shane reinvents sex positions (they're logical!) while ilya boils with rage at a idea of another hookup existing in shane's past.
sailing, sailing SERIES gen/unrated. fics about hollanov phone calls. shane calls ilya while he's concussed; his mom holds the phone. genuinely so sweet and lovely i had too many emotions over these
More fic recs because I've apparently read an unholy amount of Hollanov fanfics.
☆ The most hilarious fics you'll ever read
Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Teen / 35K / Completed (series)
"Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I'm autistic and lesbian."
Ilya and Shane get Reddit's advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there....
(Both of them go to reddit for advice and they somehow become famous internet lesbians)
The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Teen / 41K / WIP
At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
(Everything icopythefax writes is hilarious with a touch of seriousness – the magic of the crack treated seriously tag – i totally recommend Everything they write)
the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Series / 50K / One-shot (kinda)
(A series with several one shots depicting the social media reaction of a variety of scandals created by the queer hockey players – I'll recommend subscribing to the author, they have several amazing fics)
ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Teen / 8K / One-shot
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
(I'm in awe about how good this fic is, I have read it a couple of times already)
Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Mature / 21K / Completed
Dunkin' Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
(I'm neither Canadian nor American and yet this is still hilarious)
The Rose Landry Bowl by Amazinggrace0
Teen / 4K / One-shot
Or, Rose Landry tries to befriend her best friend's boyfriend. The internet thinks they are dating instead. The Rose Landry Bowl is created.
(Evebody thinks Ilya and Rose are dating, it's hilarious)
☆ Weird friendships you didn't know you needed
Bisexual! This is great! Me too! by DoubleDecker, SugMak
Teen / 10K / WIP
Old friends Eric Bennett and Brandon Wiebe realize oh yeah, that time when we were best friends at hockey camp in high school, actually maybe we were boyfriends? They've been casual friends for decades since then, but when Eric comes out publicly, Wiebe reaches out. They catch up and debrief life and hockey as bisexual men while Eric enjoys his first year of retirement and Wiebe navigates his first year as a coach.
Ilya Rozanov is just delighted to have bisexual friends. Even if they don't always know he's bisexual too. And since his love language is being a little shit, he badgers them into bisexual solidarity.
They're all bisexual and talking to each other
(Cannon bisexuals gossip with each other Featuring Coach Wiebe and Bennet)
Personal (Surprise) Chef by ellipsister
Teen / 18K / Completed
Ryan Price has contingency plans for aliens, penthouse floods and the occassional emotional breakdown (his own). Finding Ilya Rozanov in his apartment - door code proudly abused and cooking food - still comes as a greater shock.
Ilya on the other hand would summarize the evening in four efficient steps: Use Code. Cook. Couch. Cry internally (optional).
Or: Ryan and Ilya are absolute shit at friendship... and somehow they are perfectly happy anyway.
(This is a really cute fic in which we get to see ilya having FRIENDS, such a treat)
☆ Freak4Freak Hollanov
Unhinged love by Madfordinos
Mature / 25K / WIP
5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged.
(They are disgustingly in love with each other here)
Jane is Ilya's Favourite Lay by That_bitch_without_a_life
Explicit / 40K / WIP
Shane does not know what he is staring at when he reads the name of the chat and the influx of texts.
This looks like actual hell, and more importantly why on earth would Ilya ad him to the Boston WAGS chat?
TLDR: In an attempt to socialise in this new country Ilya puts 'jane' down as his WAG to connect to the team, this has unforeseen consequences for himself.
(It isn't actually the freak4freak tag but they loved each other and Shane does some crazy shit about it)
☆ AUs where somethings are different but they still fall in love
ghosts we've always known by impetuous
Explicit / 69K / Completed
Or, everything that happens when your dreams don't come true.
(Shane gets injured really early is his career and his whole live changes)
good on my own accord by impetuous
Explicit / 50K / WIP
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can't score.
(Shane prefers being a goalie, basically)
influential men by lyric_ghost
Explicit / 37K / WIP
Shane Hollander, captain of the Boston Raiders, is the the undisputed best hockey player of his generation. But he's lonely. His relationships with women have never worked out, and he's afraid he knows why.
Ilya Rozanov is a charismatic, openly bisexual personal trainer and influencer. His Insta is half thirst traps, half brutal and perceptive hockey critique.
It's no surprise, really, that Shane falls for him so hard and so fast.
(I wholeheartedly recommend this, their relationship dynamics chances a bit because ilya is out – also it has an interesting plot twist)
tell my wife i love her very much (she knows)
so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!
here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:
disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.
sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY–
here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:
it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.
EXCEPT, OF COURSE:
you have to pay for pay per view.
so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”
AS A FAMILY.
and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.
“i received the tv bill today,” my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. “does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?”
as a reminder, a quick table survey:
my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography
silence.
my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”
silence.
my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.
my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”
WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
“don’t expose my kid to that crap.”
DON’T
EXPOSE
MY KID
TO THAT CRAP
“if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
IN THE LIVING ROOM
but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
are you fucking kidding
i did not want to go to porn prison
the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:
my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences
but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?
are you fucking kidding
this is the best thing i’ve ever done
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can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.
POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours
RIP Ilya Rozanov, you would have loved seeing your husband emerge from a pool with his glasses hanging from his mouth.
What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.
Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:
on each other's minds... 🩷