Danny has experience. He grew up with a large, oaf of a father who could built a portal to another dimension out of scraps yet couldn’t cook to save his life. A man of scientific genius who was fooled but a robot impersonating his son.
Danny’s been trained his entire life for this.
First day of the job. Danny comes in to bring coffee during a meeting, he accidentally spills it all over the documented paperwork. That paperwork however, was to pressure Bruce into signing it after his previous investment failed (due to sabotage) and the shareholders for the project were going to reject it (it was a new hospital that provided free healthcare and patch ups for kids in crime alley) so before Bruce could gather the evidence to expose them, they were going to pressure Bruce to sign the contract which would bind him to their side so any evidence would drag down Wayne enterprises too. But ON NO! The contract is now completely destroyed! Whoopsie! Bad intern. Very bad intern. Oh well! Looks like they’ve have to make a new one for the shareholders to sign. And if Bruce conveniently came to the next meeting with evidence, we’ll, it was just a happy accident. But he should really talk to the new assistant. It would be bad if that happened to actually important documents.
Day 2. Something went wrong with the copying machine. Danny decided to fix it. The copy machine went on a rampage yet nothing was broken and it ended up printing even more copies including the copies waiting to be printed on everyone’s desks (and downloading the files). So while it looked like the machine went around the office eating everyone’s papers it ended up spitting out the copies onto their desks at the same time and ironically, they were ahead of schedule despite the mess.
Day 3. Villain attack. Danny ‘didn’t see’ the villain when he opened that door…by the stairs….he swears! He also didn’t see those goons when he tripped over the rug and hit the copy machine. (The goons saw the copy machine though. They couldn’t run in time a copy machine is unaffected by fear gas.)
Day 10. Danny accidentally sets off the speinklers? There was a fire in lab 24 that was far too close to an experimental chemical they collected from a recent alien invasion to analyze.
Day 42. Oh is that Lex Luthor? I’m sorry, I can’t find your name on the list. A lost Alex hacked so his name would be on it but Danny must have ‘dropped’ that piece of paper.
Day 105. A guy randomly broke into the building looking like he was having a panic attack. Oh! Must be a new intern! So here is the schedule, and here is the lounge. Since you aren’t on the clock why don’t you sit down with a blanket and oh no! We’re out of coffee! Guess you’ll have to make due with hot chocolate. What? Mister Bruce sir, that guy wasn’t an inter? Oh well, Jason seemed like he needed a money to calm down anyways.
Day 136. Danny messes up the schedule. Oh well! He’s committing to the bit! Did that conveniently make time so Batman and Red Robin were able to patrol at the exact moment Bruce was off? Huh, interesting. It’s almost like the schedule accounted for patrol. Lucky!
Day 179. Danny needs to arrange an inventing convention? Well, let’s just move this here, and this there. Yes, the conspiracy board with red strings is nessasary. It all looks like a chaotic mess. What? You calculated the trajectory of the public traffic so that they would enter based on what they were interested in and make a natural path route for them? And the convention has a 68% increase in success rate? Fascinating.
Day 222. Batman almost revealed as Bruce Wayne. Danny deciding that in order to be the perfect ‘guardian of paperwork’ he must dress the part. There is no dress code anyways. So he comes to work as Batman. For weeks, and even gets the other employees to do so. Man, imagine that the only reason people saw Bruce under the Batman mask was because the boss was part of this mass dress up. Unbelievable, the media feels scammed.
Day 255. Danny trips and lets off the fire alarm? Well, good thing no one was in that building when the plane crashed into it. That could ha been bad.
Day 263. Danny must go and organize all this paperwork? Oh it!s done, but no one understands the system. Except Tim in his sleep deprived brain. Hie work efficiency increased 2 fork (and he laughed at the little comments Danny added to some things). Oh look! He found the paper with Luthor’s name on it!
Day 309. Cyber attack. Danny did…something to the computer. Yes, it was shut down for 24 hours, but all files were somehow saved with only a few things deleted (sorry embezzling account. Looks like you have been discovered, along with all cyber spies, attacks, somehow added extra security, and yet no important projects were deleted? Only a few programs and files of corrupt corporations? Sorry, looks like you’ll have to implement the paper work again.)
Day 365. Danny gets a week off for vacation….the entire Wayne enterprise goes up in chaos.
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