Tortilla Shades and Feathery Assholes

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[frankenflora]

BEDSTUCK

my contribution to the crabapple zine!!!! you can get it here!! 

this is almost just an elaborate game of spot the difference lmao

[tastefulsidebird]

Found a use for those 10lbs of Polyfill

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

giving advice to friends like

[nekurothings]

he could kill you with his bare hands

[kitzup]

TG: rose what do you do if being with someone feels like home and it scares the shit out of you

[mymodernmet]

Playful Seniors Wear Organic Materials to Personify Nature

[taigas-den]

@hirvithewolfhound

[ddeeric]

haha i love you bro, i wanna stay with you forever bro, bro we are kissin g  n ow,

[davestriderquotes]

[castrel64]

jade! harley!

[cafiffle]

lump

[owls-parliament]

please do not scare the lump

[kimojunk]

Lump trumpet

[paronomaniac]

[lizawithazed]

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

[digitalmagus]

I understand this reference

[bowtied]

Oh! Bird puns!

Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.

So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

….a pinion.

[burloire]

FUCK

[missroseromola]

LOL

[darkgrimrose]

IT GOT BETTER

[dollbeshop]

OH GOD!

[ksunnc]

fun fact: i like peanut butter and jams. 

[kikivorse]

[gerommey-archive]

sleepy heads

[fwizard]

dave has to pee

[sydys]

TG: shit

[splintersofsplinters]

what do you remember of your gemstuck jake?

Mainly that she was most likely some kind of Jade. She at least had that opacity/style of gem. She was pretty nice and happy. She was pretty open and accepting too, once I came back. I think she had longer hair too. Sorry, I am still trying to retrieve my memories.

-Dirk/Sulfur

[toomanytimelinesnotenoughknight]

Jade was the best! She was super strong and nice and was just all-around amazing 10/10 would know again. -Goldstone

[ryngtail]

i hope everyone had a good holiday!!!!!!!

<333

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

“bb why ur hand so shaky” “that me anxiety”