come on jump out at me
by yoursongonmyheart
summary
âyou know, i offered for you to fake out me, but, i donât know anything about you other than you being my biggest celebrity crush probably since posh spice.â
louis almost chokes on his chicken, âjesus christ,â he sputters.
harry takes a swig of his beer with a smirk. âi was very disappointed when you didnât say i was your celebrity crush after you came out.â
louis almost cries. âyou know i did plan on it. then i ran into you narrating taking a piss and talking about my ass and i thought âwow this kid does talk some shitâ and decided against it.â
harry barks out a laugh, his ears tinged red. he takes a bite of his pizza. âi suppose i do have no filter while high.â
louis rolls his eyes, âbit of an understatement, mate.â
harry giggles, âwhatever pal,â louis screams internally.
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Or, the one where actor louis tomlinson and one direction superstar harry styles try to fake a sex tape to help harry get out of the closet and they both get more than they bargained for.
EDIT: this has two chapters, one capitalized, one uncapitalized.










