Morgan

Sad. Mad. Wants to be funny.

[we-love-gaming]

open world games

[mymedlife]

I’m totally calling it this from now on. 

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[stability]

someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me:

[cultof-aphrodite]

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

[orchestraordie]

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

[orchestraordie]

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

[mrs-chief]

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

[saintbaselshouse]

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

[mrs-chief]

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

[saintbaselshouse]

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[givemeinternet]

[thefaultinourslides]

Sheet music, but every time it says crescendo it gets louder

[classicallytrainedidiot]

This is really passive aggressive and I feel like my conductor ghost wrote it

[lysistratas-moved-blog-blog]

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

[01011010111-deactivated20131213]

only 1400’s kids will get this

[catchymemes]

[mrbananny]

“Well, Krabs, you know what today is?”

“Sorry about this calendar…”

“March 14th!”

“WAIT! That’s not right…”

“It SHOULD say…”

“The Day that Krabs Fries!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

[lubricates]

Whenever i get back from the store