» ━━ UNHINGED DISCORD SERVER SENTENCE STARTERS.
quotes taken from a chaotic discord server. nsfw themes present. please alter any pronouns if required when sending.
“ kittens are … lesbians ? ”
“ does anyone remember why i’m deep fried cock ? ”
“ i’ll dick you to death if you want. ”
“ do they think they’ll accidently slip inside their pals butt or smth i dont get it. ”
“ no kink shaming only kink asking why. ”
“ what happened to all the lube in this server. ”
“ god why’s it that deep anyway. ”
“ mom come get me the brits are scaring me again. ”
“ I feel like it’d piss him off if I got something dick flavoured. ”
“ i accidentally called my cat mom and then accidentally called my cat a milf. ”
“ golden showers for daddy. ”
“ i woof at you real good. ”
“ i was going to say ‘ aren’t you going to woof for your daddy’. ”
“ i dropped my phone because it was making my butt hurt. ”
“ and today i walk into private spicy dick. ”
“ mamma mia, i am moist again. ”
“ maybe i want to cream my muffin. ”
“ when did you get rid of the lube? ”
“ my noses are much more supportive than my parents. ”
“ i don’t stop coming for 10 hours. ”
“ penetration on the first date. ”
“ i love the wet place. ”
“ do you often eat monkey anus? ”
“ imagine being moo’d at by catherine tate. ”
“ well well well, if it isn’t a conversation i have no recollection of seeing. ”
“ her wolf form is hot. ”
“ i don’t kink shame. clearly, as i am a furry. ”
“ they’re weak and will not survive the winter. ”
“ i once had a potato salad that tasted the way horses smell. ”
“ ah yes, lube up some wheat for free serotonin. ”
“ do you not like dong oil ? ”
“ good morning, would you rather be vored or cannibalised ? ”
“ woofing or pegging or woofing while pegging ? ”
“ please don’t use lick and moan so close together. ”
“ sinning ? in my good christian metacrisis brainmeld ? ”
“ i cause chaos by pegging gay america. ”
“ the vapour rub made him a vapour sub. ”
“ drop a bare ass, fuck your ankle a bit, cause some chaos. ”
“ i prefer the idea of getting a boner over a broken leg… ”
“ a lot of hand jobs for sperm donations… ”
“ lick warm fluffy dicks. ”
“ oh I thought u were on about the ad golden showers… ”