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being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

aquar-io

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

acekoral

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

monkeychewtoy

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

aquar-io

joey-wheeler-official

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

aphony-cree

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

the-sapphic-raven

Add a maid of dishonor too

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

so, this is the plot of much ado about nothing

spiderdungeons

this fucking picture i accidentally took

jellogram

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

sacred-portal

chestnutroan

Does anybody get attached to their paint blotting tissue?

redstonedust

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

yokelfelonking

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

redstonedust

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

yokelfelonking

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

redstonedust

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

katelyn-danger

shadow-von-vamp

dame-de-pique

Cloud Study, 1916

heavensghost

the hardest thing is when ur going through something terrible there is an awful middle phase of it when u don’t know if u can get through it or if you’ll ever be okay again and the truth is always you will get through it and you will absolutely be okay again but u just cant see it at the time