eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies
we're talking upper peninsula and everything
This edible ain’t shi- *wakes up in muskegon*

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eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies
we're talking upper peninsula and everything
This edible ain’t shi- *wakes up in muskegon*
"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out
The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it
Using My Hard Pee Stream To Cut Through My Bitch Wife Like Im Qui Gonn Jinn
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
I wanna print this out laminate and carry it on my keychain like those kpop photo cards
we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
um. you probably should not mix these activities
nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time
Nighttime is for smoking a goint with my dog
He likes when a smokem goint because we run around and chase each other
fuck yesss 👍
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NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon
when she does anything to it at all
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
me when im so sweet and beautiful
me when im so sweet and beautiful monday
This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I’ve ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you’d be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows
This is straight up David lynch dialogue
crazy vibes