I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK

elise 🎀 she/her/hers 🩷 bi 💜 31 💫

[lakevida]

eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies

[lakevida]

we're talking upper peninsula and everything

[deerstar4]

This edible ain’t shi- *wakes up in muskegon*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[notatzimisce]

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

[hannahp0calypse]

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[treecitysessions]

[mysterycat-official]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Using My Hard Pee Stream To Cut Through My Bitch Wife Like Im Qui Gonn Jinn

*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

[jumex]

I wanna print this out laminate and carry it on my keychain like those kpop photo cards

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[charl0ttan]

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

[hoatdoags]

Nighttime is for smoking a goint with my dog

He likes when a smokem goint because we run around and chase each other

[charl0ttan]

fuck yesss 👍

[phantom-threaded]

COUNT ORLOK + tags

[lucy-harker]

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

[deathwarlock]

when she does anything to it at all

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[junglejim4322]

This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I’ve ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you’d be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows

[junglejim4322]

This is straight up David lynch dialogue

[cheaphalloweencostume]

crazy vibes