Old man yaoi

Tim. 29. Gay as hell.

[tootightpants]

Oh god I'm back here again.....

Anyways. I'm Tim. I'm gay. I'm 29. Minors DNI.

Im constantly in a state of "Holy shit I need dick" so thirst posted should be expected.

I am anti harassment. So if you think its cool and fine to harass people over fictional characters, for any reason, block me. If you send death threats, block me.

If you do not know how to curate your space, ask and I can give tips.

My current interests are Borderlands, Transformers, Homestuck and gay erotic novels of the fantasy variety (orcs, dragons, big beefy men.)

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[midnightssea]

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.

C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

[red-mercer]

But if you're serving them you can poison the food

[hintsiren]

[fritzwulf]

Headcanon that Fizzarolli can fluster the literal embodiment of lust with his power of dirty talk alone 😳

[pumpkinraon]

Good morning

[zopad00]

From an AU idea where Angel inherits Hyperion

[aftonsxbunny]

Handsome Jack smokes & wears glasses 😍

[fwoxydust]

I managed to finish this piece! Rhys’ tat being the last thing I needed to add!

[kitzstudio]

Oh lookit Timmy, your freckles are showing again

[lovinodrawz]

Rhys is a sandwich again!

[kolbasos]

alright...

[gothic1997]

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[orpheusilver]

my favourite thing on tumblr is reblogging a post like "oh that mutual is gonna love this" and then seeing them reblog it from you

[landsword]

[nevercure]

So what this paint company does is take iron pollution from abandoned mines that are polluting soils and rivers and makes iron based red pigment paints out of it.

Basically they realized hey no one's cleaning this shit up, it's polluting the streams, killing all the fish, making the water undrinkable and there's a huge market for it so why not make money by cleaning it the fuck up?

They remove this stuff by the industrial bucket load from the rivers. The idea is if it's in a painting, if it's in your home, it's not poisoning wildlife.

anyway its cool as shit, please support tf out of these people https://gamblinstore.com/reclaimed-earth-colors-set/

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids

[c0njidraws]

tfw people won’t leave you alone even after death.

(Ben Affleck meme ref used)